codemonkey
Shared on Thu, 02/02/2006 - 15:45If I have to drive behind one more slow driver on my commute to work I swear to whatever god answers that I am going to buy a friggen '82 Dodge Ares and rear end you ass across the highway.
At what point does ramming a person and hitting the gas to make them go faster a crime? I mean, really... speed limits are meant to be broken as are most rules of the road.
My appended rules:
a. Go as fast as the fastest car on the road. If you are being tailed then push the gas until you are no longer being tailed. That is the new speed limit for your ride this morning. Else, pull the hell over and let real drivers pass you.
b. Use blinkers. Why? Because they were not installed and tested for your entertainment. When driving at high speeds its important to let people know when your about to cut them off and make a fast lane change. People that drive 10mph need not use blinkers because its obvious from 6 miles (and for 6 minutes) what your doing. Thus, go faster so that blinkers are useful.
c. Fast line on highway is for fast cars. If you feel the need to drive slow in the fast lane do it on your own time, not mine. You deserve a no scope for that.
d. Exit ramps are YIELDS, not stops. Go back to 10th grade physics if you do not know why. Here is a lesson: Car moving at 45mph can hit speed of 55mph faster then car moving at 0mph ever will. Thus if you need to get on the highway you're probably going to need to do some merging...merging only works while propelled forward.
e. If you don't like my driving then get the %*#( out of my way. Don't honk at me, or flash your high beams. Why? If you think my driving is unsafe how about I shine a billion watt lightbulb in YOUR eyes while you're speeding down the road. Asshat. Secondly, if you beep at me that will most likely piss me off such that now i have to slow down and drive so that you never get anywhere. And if you try to get around me I'll go faster just to piss you off. Maybe using my hazards or pissing out the window so you have to use your precious washer fluid.
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CodeMonkey - the other white meat.
At what point does ramming a person and hitting the gas to make them go faster a crime? I mean, really... speed limits are meant to be broken as are most rules of the road.
My appended rules:
a. Go as fast as the fastest car on the road. If you are being tailed then push the gas until you are no longer being tailed. That is the new speed limit for your ride this morning. Else, pull the hell over and let real drivers pass you.
b. Use blinkers. Why? Because they were not installed and tested for your entertainment. When driving at high speeds its important to let people know when your about to cut them off and make a fast lane change. People that drive 10mph need not use blinkers because its obvious from 6 miles (and for 6 minutes) what your doing. Thus, go faster so that blinkers are useful.
c. Fast line on highway is for fast cars. If you feel the need to drive slow in the fast lane do it on your own time, not mine. You deserve a no scope for that.
d. Exit ramps are YIELDS, not stops. Go back to 10th grade physics if you do not know why. Here is a lesson: Car moving at 45mph can hit speed of 55mph faster then car moving at 0mph ever will. Thus if you need to get on the highway you're probably going to need to do some merging...merging only works while propelled forward.
e. If you don't like my driving then get the %*#( out of my way. Don't honk at me, or flash your high beams. Why? If you think my driving is unsafe how about I shine a billion watt lightbulb in YOUR eyes while you're speeding down the road. Asshat. Secondly, if you beep at me that will most likely piss me off such that now i have to slow down and drive so that you never get anywhere. And if you try to get around me I'll go faster just to piss you off. Maybe using my hazards or pissing out the window so you have to use your precious washer fluid.
Anyway, blogs are fun.
CodeMonkey - the other white meat.
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