How much hair do you have to eat before you have a problem?

Have you really lived? Have you licked an iguana? Have you felt its eye twitch under your tongue? Have you ridden the white tiger and by white tiger I mean eaten the 100% pure white chocolate from the Wal-Mart on Highway 6? Have you peed on the floor? Have you jumped in the air and landed on your knees? Have you melted a Toblerone with your butt while sky diving over the Atlantic Ocean?

Have you filled each cell of excel manually with the letter r?

Have you covered your office at work with Little Debbie Zebra cakes that you have nail to the walls and then done standing snow angels in?

Have you strapped a sadd

le to your favorite neighbor and ridden them around the local dog park, screaming the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody?
I consider really living to sitting in a chair and breathing and listening to my heart beat, because

“They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I've seen I believe 'em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll, THE heart of rock and roll is still beating”…