FreeRadikal
Shared on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 13:01I think a Cadillac Escalade with a cattle catcher is a land shark.
I wonder if I was in Hell for all eternity and my punishment was to lick the nostrils of a hippo, I think after about 1,000 years it would be less and less punishing but never truly enjoying it kind of like an asymptotic punishment.
Speaking of substance abuse, I really abused a stash of Starbursts today.
I’m still trying to figure out how to teabag in Forza.
In nature brightly colored animals and plants should be avoid because they are often hazardous, Doritos Jacked Ranch Dipped Hot Wings are no exception to this rule.
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Submitted by Oldschool 2o4f on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 14:12
"I’m still trying to figure out how to teabag in Forza."
Ask ChurchPro...
Submitted by Vix_Sundown on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 14:07
Man, Free, you are definitely the master of writing random, stream-of-consciousness shit. You make it look easy, but I know for a fact that its not because I've tried it. It's hard to get your mind in that groove. Where everything flows from one idea to the next, while staying as completely out of nowhere yet oddly logical at the same time. It's entertaining. Awesome job :)
Submitted by FreeRadikal on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 06:52
THANKS VIX! Too bad I can't make a living at it, it may not be ribbed for your pleasure but it's definitely free! And never under estimate the power of lasagna down your pants, it's killer. Pesto Riots!