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Always check your toothpaste

wareaglebeene1

Shared on Tue, 04/03/2007 - 14:56

I was awakened this morning to a disturbing yelp and ruckus. My wife is running around like crazy and is putting dial soap in her mouth. She is rinsing and spitting, rinsing, and spitting (don't go there Castle). It turns our that she went to brush her teeth this morning and grabbed the tube of toothpaste. The problem is that is was a tube of A&D diaper ointment and yes, she did get started brushing her teeth. Absolutely hilarious. So after a half a bar of dial and a call to poison control she is ok. Crisis over.

The real funny thing is that I almost did the same thing yesterday. I guess I should have moved the tube after that.

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DEADSTOCK's picture
Submitted by DEADSTOCK on Tue, 04/03/2007 - 15:00
LMFAO! I almost did the same thing the other week with bacitracin. That would of been a suprise :) I feel bad for your wife b/c you are going to be giving her grief about this for quite awhile lol.
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Tue, 04/03/2007 - 15:13
Good thing none ill came from it. :D
Spidey's picture
Submitted by Spidey on Sat, 06/23/2007 - 19:32
I guess better that than Ben-Gay. We don't keep diaper ointment anywhere close to our bathroom.
MTK005's picture
Submitted by MTK005 on Tue, 04/03/2007 - 15:50
Oh, poor Mrs. Grim!
Avril's picture
Submitted by Avril on Tue, 04/03/2007 - 20:34
Maybe you should keep the butt ointment very far away from the toothpaste. Am I the only one troubled by the fact that these two items are stored so close together? Regardless of accidental switching?
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Submitted by Durty on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 12:09
Lmao!! My mother did something similar a while back ago...she and I were talking in the bathroom while we were getting ready to go out and she proceeded to use her teeth whitening brush on stuff...but after brushing the stuff on a few teeth noticed it WASN'T the teeth whitener....it was super glue!! I was on the floor rolling, lol.

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