Where to begin?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nope,that ones been used before.
As I lay half awake in my bed this morning, it dawns upon me that my hell spawn cat has my hand in his teeth. The pain is only slight at first, that is untill I realize that he is begining to actually rip the flesh, in turn causing me to jump up and smack his furry ass across the room.