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Shared on Tue, 09/12/2006 - 08:46

A Sooner, His Wife, and His Mistress

A Sooner fan walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm while his wife is on the bed reading and says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache".

His wife then corrects him "Uh, that's not a pig, it's a sheep".

The sooner fan responds: "I was talking to the sheep".

PDT816

Shared on Fri, 03/17/2006 - 11:49

Joke of the Week

LITTLE JOHNNYS BIG WORD

The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multisyllabic word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"

The teacher smiles and says, "All right, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"

Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."

The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, thats a mouthful."

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