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Path of Exile Launches Today!

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 09:00 — TANK

Path of Exile is an action role playing looter in the same genre as Torchlight and Diablo except with a big key difference, IT’S TOTALLY FREE ! GrindingGearGames announced that Path of Exile emerges from closed beta and is open to anyone and everyone on January 23rd.

 

At the launch of the public beta, Path of Exile will feature three acts, some PvE content, special events and some endgame content-all to be added and improved as the beta continues. The length of the public beta hasn’t yet been determined. The closed beta ran for almost 18 months and the game has been in development for six years.

For the uninitiated, here are some of the features of Path of Exile:

  • Six different characters to choose from based on three primary attributes: strength, dexterity and intelligence.
     
  • Skills are Gems in Path of Exile. You can socket gems into almost anything and they will give you specific new attacks or effects. There are secondary gems that add modifiers to the primary ones that can all be linked together to mutate powers in new and interesting ways.
     
  • As you level up you earn Passive Skill Tree points to spend to develop your character. The Passive Skill Tree is very   deep and very large, even with the maximum number of points possible assigned to the tree, you would only use 10% of it.  Character building is a core feature of ‘Exile.
     
  • Everything is randomly generated-environments, monsters and item drops-so the game varies each time you play it.
  • Item drops can be combined to make more powerful items, reroll weapon or gem stats, and used for trade. There is no gold in Path of Exile; items are the currency.
     
  • Tons of endgame and lategame content like no other role playing looter has ever achieved.  
     
  • Play solo, party up with up to 8 players or meet random people to trade with in towns.
     
  • Microtransaction items are cosmetic only-nothing you can buy gives you any type of advantage over the environment or other players.

 

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen a roll playing looter offer the kind of depth and the character mastery Path of Exile offers. It also has a more casual normal difficulty that will forgive character development mistakes and be more accessible to casual players. As you advance in difficulty though, the science behind your character build becomes extremely important.

For a detailed look at the game, check out Gamespot’s hour long interview with Lead Designer Chris Wilson. Wilson answers questions and shows off the various elements of the game and some of the new third act content. Skip ahead to 5:30 to get to the good stuff!

Official Public Beta Trailer

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Path of Exile Website

Disney to take on Skylanders this Summer

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 15:28 — TANK

This summer, Disney is looking at taking on Activision and their Skylanders brand with a toy/video game line of their own called Disney Infinity.

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At the heart of the game are the collectable figures with an internal memory that records their progress.  Disney plans on tapping many of its franchises for characters of which Pirates of the Caribbean, Cars, Incredibles, Toy Story, Monsters Inc, Nightmare Before Christmas and Wreck It Ralph were all shown in the launch trailer.

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Starter Pack

Disney plans on having 30 characters available for launch this June, including a starter pack, individual characters and character bundles.   The Starter Pack is said to include Pirate Jack, Mr. Incredible and Sully also a platform that can accommodate three characters and power discs.  The power discs stack under the character on the platform and give them a unique in-game power. They will be sold individually or with characters that don't come with playsets and add another layer of collectability to Infinity.

pirates playsetPirates of the Caribbean Play Set

Where Infinity differs from Skylanders is that it's a non-linear experience.  You can go anywhere in that characters 'Playset' and do what you want or do missions, solve puzzles, find collectibles and complete challenges.  Each Playset is tied to a specific universe, so Incredibles exist in the Incredibles campaign Playset, Pirates characters would exist in the Pirates of the Caribbean campaign playset etc.  What isn't answered is what happens when you add more character from the same universe, do they re-play the same campaign content or are new elements added.

toyboxThe Toybox

The biggest departure from Skylanders is Infinity's 'Toybox' mode.  In this mode, gamers can unleash their Disney fanboy and 'what if' scenarios.  You can mix and match characters from different playsets in Toybox mode.  Want to race Incredibles Dash against Cars Lightning McQueen to see who's the fastest? You can do that.   Want to put Buzz Lightyear's jetpack on Woody?  You can do that too.  You can also build, if you wanted to make a virtual replica of Disneyland, you can do that.  Toybox mode will come with some pre-defined models to get you started like Cinderellas Castle.  Another feature to play with are logic switches and other drop in gameplay mechanics like we've seen in games such as Little Big Planet so you can create your own interactive games inside the Toybox.   Don't think you have to go it alone either, 4 player online co-op or 2 player couch co-op will be supported so your friends can join in the fun.

While Skylanders is the king of the toy/game scene right now, Disney Infinity will have immediately recognizable characters and established worlds to play in.  It doesn't take much to imagine this is going to take off like a wildfire.  Disney also owns Marvel and Star Wars. If Infinity does well at retail, it's also not hard to imagine those franchises being added on later.


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2012 Game of the Year

Mon, 01/14/2013 - 15:50 — SarcasmoJones

It was a good year to be alive. We didn’t see the world end in 2012, but we did witness some apocalyptic forces of nature, one of the most explosive political climates in recent memory, economic failure on a global scale, and the Cowboys fail to make the playoffs. All this, and we’re still alive! Gamers like us have even more to be grateful for: we had a kick-fucking-ass year of gaming. 2012 started strong with great DLC for the best games of 2011 and peaked with a shit-ton of AAA titles to end the year with a bang. The 2Old2Play writing staff is proud to present the best, and worst, of what we played in 2012.

 
 
Game of the Year
The writing staff plays very different games on very different systems, which is the way it should be. Consequently, we had a very wide variation on what we thought the game of the year should be. Regardless of what system you play on, the GOTY should entertain, immerse, excite, and move players the way no other game did.
 
Here are your nominees:
Mass Effect 3
Minecraft 360
The Walking Dead
Dishonored
Resident Evil 6
Halo 4
Borderlands 2
 
And the winner is...
 
Borderlands 2
 
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“50% RPG, 50% shooter, 100% fun!  Gearbox nailed it with this sequel.”-frizzlefry2
 
“The Borderlands franchise is amazing. The artwork, the plethora of weapons, the characters (I have been attempting to build my own CL4PT). I can't find any other game that draws my attention so well.”-Shadow26inc
 
“I also submit a vote for BL2 for GOTY. I'd explain why, but I need to go blow my nose.”-ElektraFi
 
The second trip to Pandora is a little bit better in every department than its predecessor, which makes it a lot better. More guns, more classes, more characters, and more pizza; Borderlands 2 is everything a sequel can be when a developer rethinks the game instead of retreading it. Congratulations, Gearbox, you made one hell of a game!
 
Worst Game of the Year
There is no bigger kick in the ass than shelling out sixty bones for a game only to get it home and discover what a steaming pile of shit it really is. Two weeks later that sixty dollar game is selling at half price. The sad part is that developers and publishers are still willing to sell us mediocre, or downright terrible and broken games year after year.
 
The nominees for Worst Game of the Year are:
Assassin’s Creed 3
Forza Horizon
AMY
MIB: Alien Crisis
Dust 514
Minecraft 360
Bloodforge
 
And the winner is:
 
Assassin’s Creed 3
 
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“Anything REAL that would have been controversial was left out. This was probably the most buggy Assassins Creed game to date and it was full of irrelevant tasks to keep the gamer occupied that made me feel like the developers have really lost their focus.” -TANK
 
Saying that a bad game is a disappointment is an understatement on a monumental scale; multiply that disappointment by 1000 when it involves a highly anticipated sequel in a beloved franchise. Ubisoft recreated the American Revolutionary War into something it wasn’t, tarnishing historical figures, wasting the promising start of the newest protagonist, Connor, and serving us an unidentifiable and glitchy shit sandwich where an Assassin’s Creed game should have been. Way to fail, Ubisoft.
 
DLC of the Year
Downloadable content can be either be good or bad. When you find that map pack, car pack, downloadable character, or extra content that makes the game click for you, it not only gives value to the new content, but it makes the entire game a better experience.
 
Nominees for DLC of the Year are:
Skyrim: Dawnguard
Forza 4: Porsche Expansion Pack
Rock Band 3: Maiden Epics
Dinobot: Destructor Pack
Mr. Torgue’s Campaign of Carnage
 
And the winner is:
 
Skyrim: Dawnguard
 
 
“This DLC has the components that make a great addition to an RPG game: Additional content, new story and areas, and new "mechanics". The opportunity to become a vampire took this one over the top for me.”-Pulsaris
 
“Dawnguard not only expands the Skyrim content, but it changes the way the game is played, adds some nifty new weapons and armor, adds a fair amount of new dungeons and real estate, and gives players a couple of new skill trees to explore and exploit.”-Sarcasmo Jones
 
Skyrim fans who downloaded Dawnguard were treated to some game-changing content. This DLC added a little bit in every area of the game that counted, and gave players a new reason to start their Skyrim campaign over with a new character. Bethesda, known for great downloadable content, gave XBox 360 players a ton of extra mileage for the pittance we paid.
 
HD Remake of the Year
What started off as a joke in the new releases articles went on all year long. It seemed, for a good while, that a new HD remake of a favorite classic dropped every week. The concept is simple: take a great, older game and make it better.
 
Here are the nominees:
X-COM: Enemy Unknown
Silent Hill: HD Collection
Doom 3: BFG Edition
Ratchet and Clank: HD Collection
 
And the winner is:
 
Ratchet and Clank: HD Collection
 
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“It was easy to jump into the Ratchet & Clank HD Collection The collection is a mere 30 dollars and contains the original three Ratchet games: Ratchet & Clank, R&C: Going Commando and R&C: Up Your Arsenal on a single disc. The games have been upgraded from PS2 graphics to 720P HD.”-Anotherdae
 
“Cruising the Ratchet and Clank universe in HD!  PS3 trophy support? Yes please! These three platformers hold a special place in my heart. Games like these are the sole reason I keep my PS2 around, though if the current HD remake trend continues I suppose I’ll eventually be able to retire it”-frizzlefry2
 
Sony fans were treated to a triple-shot of classic platforming nirvana in the shape of a mechanically inclined Lombax and his tiny robot sidekick. Fully upgraded and priced to sell, the disc contained all three original games and a sneak peek at Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time. Almost makes the shame of being a PS3 owner bearable...almost.
 
Worst Gaming Trend of 2012
 
Gamer Gouging
“I look at it like this: maybe developers use DLC to recoup some of their money lost to the used games market. I would do it if I was in their shoes. Do I agree with it? Not really because I end up paying $90 for games like BL2. I want more bang for my buck too.”-frizzlefry2
 
“Yay you get to pay for some new(ish) maps..WHOOPEE! Yay you get to pay for a tacked on story line that we cut out because it sucked! Gee, that is so awesome of you big game company...please take more of my money"-ChunkySoup
 
“More and more gaming companies are adding content onto discs that they have no intention of giving to gamers until a later time. I have no problem paying for additional content, but when that content is placed on a finished game and not allowed to be accessed, there is something seriously wrong with that in my opinion. Either include it with the game or not include it, don't include it and hold it back. It just looks like price gouging to me.”-Pulsaris
 
“Having to pay 10 bucks to access content a publisher deems worthy, because you bought a game used, since you can't find it new anywhere? Maybe because it's a two year old title, for instance. These just always seems like a big "FU" to me.”-dogmatic1986
 
Punishing players for buying used games in a weak economy is a crime so heinous that there is not a suitable word in the English language strong enough to describe it. Shitfucktabulevil...maybe. LCE, DLC, online passes, multiplayer passes, season passes...where does it fucking end? Pay $60 for a game, and another $20 for the LCE in anticipation of it being epic (looking your way, Playground), and then asking for another FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS for a season pass...you must be out of your mind! Charging to unlock content that is already on the disc is a special kind of predatory gamer rape..I already paid for the game once, you assholes! Until the game community is able to hit companies who make a policy out of gouging their customers, and hit them where it hurts, this trend of economic gamer vampirism will continue.

New Releases: Week of December 10th

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 13:10 — SarcasmoJones

The end of the year is rapidly approaching: the time of the year when gaming news centers around Game of the Year, or rating what has already been published with numbers, stars, or thumbs to help consumers decide if that game is stocking-worthy. I say get the little bastards a game card and let them get what they want. Once you hit the age of eligibility for 2O2P your grasp on what’s cool is probably gone anyway. Oh, about the new releases this week...there is no new tangible software to be had. However, there are a few new downloads to take in, which means you don’t even have to leave the couch to enjoy what’s new this week, you lucky devil!

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Halo 4 Crimson Map Pack
The newest DLC for GOTY contender Halo 4 arrives early this week. To be honest, a couple of the maps looks like the co-op maps already in the game. Shatter, Harvest, and Wreckage are here to stifle the incessant “I’m sick of this map” whining and provide some new real estate for Halo players to bitch about. So go get a 4-pack of Monsters, or a keg of Dew, because it’s gonna be a late-night kinda week on Requiem. Available exclusively for the Xbox 360, starting December 10.

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Hawken
Hawken is a first-person mech warfare free-to-play download from Adhesive Games for that FPS/Mech/cheap-ass PC gamer niche. Hawken utilizes the Unreal 3 engine, so the action is relatively stutter-free. I was fully prepared to blast the game sight-unseen, but the trailer looks pretty damn cool, and the price is right for any budget. There are already rumors of a movie deal...maybe that will be free-to-see. PC gamers can digitally download Hawken starting 12/12/12.

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Multiplatform

Dishonored: Dunwall City Trials
Arkane and Bethesda are bringing Dishonored it’s first lease on life this week with the Dunwall City Trials DLC. While the new DLC does not necessarily add to the Dishonored storyline, it does give players a chance to wreak havoc in environments that will not impact the main quest by increasing Corvo’s chaos level. Instead of adding story missions, Arkane has provided ten new time trial and high score missions, separate from the story. Will it be enough to fill the empty space where actual game should have been? Find out, on Xbox 360, PS3, and PC on December 11.

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New Releases: Week of December 3rd

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 11:45 — SarcasmoJones

I know what you’re thinking. Hell, I even thought it myself: all the good shit was already released for the year and we can lay back, take it easy, and wait for Santa’s fat ass to drop a sackful of loot under the tree. Well, amigo, ol’ Sarcasmo still has a trick or two up his sleeve and if you choose to let this new release article pass by unread then some hot chick is going to ask you “Hey gamer nerd, what’s new in gameland this week?” You won’t know because you didn’t bother to find out, so you make some crazy shit up, she totally busts you, and then she throws her eggnog in your face. So, if your improvisational skills are far superior to mine, or you like eggnog facials, then read no further. As for the rest of us? We return to Skyrim on the leathery wings of DLC, take our third tour of Pirate Island, Sony and Nintendo play catch-up, and the PC gets another high-flying pirate adventure.

 
 
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Far Cry 3
Imagine yourself in a lush tropical paradise with good friends and plenty of drugs. Now imagine that you are stranded on that island, pirates kidnapped your friends, and the drugs turned out to be a bad idea. Welcome to Far Cry 3! Players assume the role of Jason Brody, whose journey of self-discovery was hijacked by pirates and drug runners. Jason must rescue his lamewad friends from being sold into slavery and keep one step ahead of the bad guys by any means available: ziplines, vehicles, parachutes, jet skis, guns, explosives, sharkskin wallets...whatever. Far Cry 3 is just as large as the second game, spanning two tropical islands. Developer Ubisoft promised a more focused experience: no more wandering around lost in the jungle. Players can return to paradise, and burn it down, starting December 4th on Xbox 360 and PS3.
 
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 Microsoft
 
Skyrim: Dragonborn
Bethesda welcomes you back to the land of full-priced DLC with the newest Skyrim adventure: Dragonborn. The third Skyrim add on invites players to follow in the steps of the first Dragonborn, who is also a Dragon Priest. Rumor has it that at least part of the new DLC is set in Morrowind, and the Morag Tong, Dunmer assassins, were verified as enemies so there may be some truth to this rumor. Other new antagonists include werebears, giant lurkers escaped from the realm of Hermaeus Mora, new dragons, and a new Dwemer automaton best described as “a walking ballista.” Other new goodies include the ability to enchant staffs, a poison rune spell, two unique scimitars, waterwalking, three new summoning spells, and a top-secret shout. Say no more, count me in already! This DLC drops, exclusively for the Xbox 360, on December 4th.
 
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 Sony
 
Mass Effect Trilogy Compilation
This trilogy is already available for Microsoft gamers. Sony gamers can now enjoy all three Mass Effect games in one collection, just like the rest of us. PS3 players can play Commander Shepard’s saga, from his exciting first encounter with the Reapers all the way to ME3’s legendary letdown of a conclusion, starting December 4th, for about $60.
 
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 Nintendo
 
Marvel Avengers: Battle For Earth
Nintendo’s newest console gets Ubisoft’s newest brawler. Fight as your favorite Marvel hero or villain. The character list includes Spiderman, Captain America, Thor, The Hulk, Dr. Strange, Iron Man, Loki, Dr. Doom, The Human Torch, Venom, Iceman, Storm, Wolverine, Phoenix, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Magneto, and Hawkeye. The “Ultimate Superhero Brawler” arrives December 4th for the Wii U.
 
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 PC
 
Air Buccaneers HD
The 2Old2Play HD Remake of the Week is a Steam PC download. Although Air Buccaneers is only three years old, Ludocraft is giving this slow-motion Viking dirigible combat spectacular the HD treatment. Cannons, balloons, and funny hats are available for download, via Steam, starting December 5th.
 
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New Releases: Week of November 26th

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:29 — SarcasmoJones

The AAA titles are hitting shelves in such abundance that publishers could completely slack off and release nothing between now and Christmas and there still would be plenty of Game of the Year candidates to go under the tree. Since October we have seen the release of Dishonored, Halo 4, Black Ops 2, Assassin’s Creed 3, and Hitman: Absolution. The good news? Several highly anticipated games such as Grand Theft Auto V, Far Cry 3, Crimson Map Pack DLC for Halo 4, Forza Horizon Rally Expansion Pack, and the Skyrim Dragonborn DLC all drop before the end of the year. The bad news? There ain’t jack shit this week. The games that promised to release in the dead zone that is the week following Black Friday were either pushed back again or find themselves vying for a vaporware award. I have, however, found one notable exception: a game that is actually releasing early!

PC

Baldur’s Gate Enhanced Edition
The 2Old2Play HD Makeover Game of the Week utilizes the AD&D 2nd Edition Rules and is set in the Forgotten Realms. The original Baldur’s Gate released in 1998 and was developed by BioWare, who later went on to develop KOTOR, the Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age, and Jade Empire. Beamdog is responsible for the remake, and founder, Trent Oster, was a co-founder of BioWare. Oster claims over 400 improvements to the original including a new interface, cinematics, online multiplayer, and classes and sub-races that were not introduced until the sequel. Available for the Mac, PC, iPad, and Android tablets on November 28th, and on iOS shortly thereafter.

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Bonus Borderlands 2 Badassery!

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:56 — frizzlefry2

Borderlands 2’s newest DLC-Mr. Torgue’s Campaign of Carnage-hits consoles and PC today! Campaign of Carnage features more Borderlands 2 goodness-new quests, achievements, character skins, currency and lots of new areas to get your loot on!

There’s a new vault in Pandora. Opening the vault-located in the Badass Crater of Badassitude-merely requires the champion of Pandora to “feed it the blood of the ultimate coward.” So you yearn to be the champion of Pandora and feed the vault its cowardly blood sacrifice, do you? Meet Mr. Torgue. His corporation-cleverly named The Torgue Corporation-is setting up a tournament to find Pandora’s “number one badass.” Carnage features new baddies, several new bosses such as Badassaurus Rex and the return of Mad Moxxi, Tiny Tina and Tannis.

Players scavenge Torgue Tokens, Campaign of Carnage’s currency, from dead baddies. Redeeming tokens at Carnage’s vending machines nets you some badass Torgue weaponry. Vending machines in Carnage always feature a legendary weapon in their Item of the Day slot.

Campaign of Carnage is available on the Xbox, PS3 and PC for $9.99 (800 Microsoft points). 

Go get your loot on!

New Releases: Week of November 19

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 10:43 — SarcasmoJones

Is that turkey I smell? Another holiday is right around the corner and the jolly fat man in a red suit with a sackful of credit card bills is next in line. With roughly 400 video games and a new game system dropping this holiday season, Christmas lists will be rather lengthy this year. This week saw the release of a new Nintendo portable complete with launch titles, Sony bites back with an exclusive fighter, 47 takes a babysitting gig, Dreamworks saves Christmas so they can ruin it themselves, Persona leaves the arena, and PC gamers play catch up.

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Wii U
Nintendo reminds players that it pioneered post-Atari console gaming. The Wii U dropped on Sunday and will be the hottest piece of hardware on your Christmas list. The distinguishing feature of the Wii U is not the horsepower, graphical acuity, or processing speed: it’s the controller. Nintendo has developed a very high-tech controller, complete with capabilities borrowed from its portable line, like touch screen, and incorporated it into a new console. One of the cooler features of the Wii U is the ability to keep playing on the controller even if dad takes over the tv to watch the Cowboys try to play football. The price of admission for the Wii U is $299.99. Three bills will buy you the console, 8 gigs of internal storage, the controller, sensor bars, AC adapter, and HDMI cables. Throw in an extra $50 and Nintendo bumps your storage to 32 GB, provides a cradle for charging the controller, and a stand for the tablet, and a copy of Nintendo Land. Time to ask the boss for a raise.

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It wouldn’t be a proper console without software so here is a list of launch titles for the Wii U:
Assassin’s Creed III
Batman Arkham City: Armored Edition
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
Darksiders 2
Disney’s Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two
ESPN Sports Connection
Funky Barn
Game Party Champions
Just Dance 4
Madden NFL 13
Marvel Avengers: Battle For Earth
Mass Effect 3: Special Edition
NBA 2K13
New Super Mario Bros
Nintendo Land
Rabbids Land
Rayman Legends
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Skylanders Giants
Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed
Transformers Prime
Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2013
Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper
Wipeout 3
ZombiU

Nintendo will be dropping Wii U titles by the truckload from now until Christmas and beyond. Expect Aliens: Colonial Marines, 007 Legends, Bayonetta 2, and many more games very soon.

 

ps3 Sony

Playstation All Stars Battle Royale
Perhaps taking a cue from Nintendo’s Super Smash Bros, Sony has taken some of their more prominent game characters and pitted them against each other Marvel vs Capcom style. Pit Metal Gear’s Raiden against Big Daddy from Bioshock. Have Kratos kick the living shit out of Sackboy. Roll over Nathan Drake with Sweet Tooth. 22 characters will be available at launch with DLC additions likely. PS3 and Vita compatibility is featured on this title, which drops November 20.

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Persona 4 Golden
The latest installment of Japanese RPG meets avatar fighter is here. Players bravely clear dungeons using their inner “personas” to do the dirty work. Available November 20 on the PS Vita.
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Assassin’s Creed 3
The war between the Templars and Assassins continues against the backdrop of the Revolutionary War. Ezio’s time is gone and the game focuses on a new protagonist named Connor Kenway.

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Darkfall Unholy Wars
Bumped to December...

 

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Hitman Absolution
Agent 47 is back and appears to be at the top of his game. A new instinct feature highlights items and people of interest, which effectively eliminates the radar-watching of previous games. Players can choose the sneaky route or roll in guns blazing Matrix-style. The story centers around 47’s promise to watch after a girl, a deal which apparently goes sour. He’s a great assassin, not so great at babysitting. The sitter gig goes south and turns into a reclamation and revenge story...hell yeah! Every trailer I have seen indicated that 47 is very pissed off: he’s leaner, meaner, and his facial features are a bit darker than in previous offerings...mood lighting, gotta love it. Start your killing spree November 20 on Xbox 360, PS3, and PC.

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Rise of the Guardians
This is the video game tie-in of the Dreamworks movie. Unless it’s different than every other movie tie-in title, I would expect poor quality, low immersion, non-existent replay, and that ol’ rushed into production feel. I could be wrong about this one...but I’m not. Drops like a turd on the PS3 and Xbox 360 on November 20. The trailer for the movie was 2 1/2 minutes, the video game trailer was 37 seconds long. On the bright side, the movie comes out Wednesday and it looks pretty good.

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New Releases: Week of Nov 12, 2012 - Do Your Doody Edition!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:59 — ChunkySoup

Ok, lets face it, there is only one release this week that the majority of us care about. We saw the commercials, we watched the trailers, we dug through press releases and now it’s here! My daughters are so stoked for Monster High: Skultimate Roller Maze but that pales in comparison to my excitement over LEGO The Lord of the Rings! Guiding little LEGO Frodo through the mines of Moria has long been a dream of mine and I finally get to make it happen!

 
 
Ok...tell me you didn’t see that coming? How else am I supposed to play up the single largest multi-platform release of the year? That being said, I expect nearly all of you to be playing the pre-sick day card on Monday to make the inevitable Tuesday call in somewhat believable. 
 
I almost forgot, beyond the obvious COD release pretty much everything else is aimed at kids. If you don’t have kids you can probably stop reading after COD: Black Ops II.
 
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Call of Duty: Black Ops II is developer Treyarch’s first real sequel in the Call of Duty roster of annual releases. Yes there were sequels of Modern Warfare but those were all created by Infinity Ward. What can I say about Call of Duty: Black Ops II that everyone doesn’t already know? You know Trent Reznor of NIN fame is doing the score. You know to expect a single player FPS on rails campaign that has a story...albeit a confusing one at times. You know that the meat and potatoes of the game lies in multiplayer and if you are like me you know you will get your arse handed to you by 12 year olds with reflexes that have yet to even peak. Disheartening? Yes, but still a ton of fun. If you have been living under a rock, COD: Black Ops II drops on November 13th for the XBOX 360, PS3 and PC. PC Players also have the option to download it from Activision or on Steam. Those of you waiting for your WiiU will be happy to know you can pick up COD: Black Ops II on November 18th.
 
 
LEGO The Lord of the Rings also finds its way to store shelves on November 13th. Another cutesy LEGO take on a beloved franchise. This game is definitely on my Christmas list but I must admit something here. I love the world Mr. Tolkien created and harbor a large fondness for most things LEGO, but lately these games have lost their magic. Traveller's Tales added voices to LEGO characters and while I believe they think it's a step forward I see it as the opposite. The previous stories told only in grunts, sighs, happy and frighted sounds lent to the fun as the expression on the minifig’s faces and your imagination filled in the rest. The added voices take away from some of that and thus take away some of the games' magic. If you have any version of nearly any game system (and you really wouldn’t be reading this if you didn’t) you can play LEGO LOTR on it.
 
 
F1 Race Stars is Codemasters bridge between its stable of sim racing games and...well...Mario Kart. Your character drives a cartoony version of an F1 car around equally cartoony (while sometimes accurate to their location) tracks all the while collecting power ups and trying to knock out your opponents. This is less Blur and way more Mario Kart which for the kids is probably a good thing. I am glad to see this priced at the $40 level as if it was a full $60 it would likely remain on the shelf.  F1 Race Stars is available for XBOX 360, PS3 and PC on November 13th.
 
 
Midway Arcade Origins for PS3 and XBOX360 (November 13th) is created for all of us who would travel to the local arcade with a roll of quarters on a Saturday and be gone all day. The good news is this collection of over 30 classic coin-ops costs less than three Saturdays did ($29.99) and you can play them over and over and over again without ignoring the quarters lined up on the screen. I admit there is a good chunk of nostalgia tagged onto this one so if you come from the golden era of arcades like I did this may be up your alley. One word of caution-I learned the hard way that my memories of games are far better than the game themselves. While it is nice to revisit those from time to time, games evolved to something far greater and most old games just don’t hold up. Will I buy this for myself? Likely not. Will this be on my Christmas list? Without a doubt!
 
 
 Microsoft
 
What? You are looking for more exclusives? Seriously? Halo 4 isn't enough? You know the big jolly guy in the red suit looks down upon you, greedy folk! Shame on you...
 
Well to be fair, I guess you have COD: Black Ops II DLC to look forward to but..yeah..stop being greedy!
 
 Sony
 
If you are a fan of the Harry Potter universe then this exclusive is right up your Daigon Alley! JK Rowlings Wonderbook: Book of Spells puts you (or really your kids) in the middle of the wizard’s world with the first installment. As the name suggests, players can read, learn and practice spells they heard, read and likely already practiced on the family pets! This is an augmented reality game that requires use of Playstation’s Move controller as well as the Eye Toy. As they wave their “wands” and speak the enchantments they earn experience, unlock new lessons and, most importantly, earn House Points. If you ever thought Hufflepuff seemed to always get the short shaft, here is your opportunity to right that wrong. Wonderbook: Book of Spells apparates into stores on November 13th
 
 
If you are a fan of the PS Vita and like to take your COD fix with you then you’ll be happy to know that COD: Black Ops Declassified drops on November 13th in both single and bundle form. Personally, I would like to see the effect on Vita’s sales numbers bundled with a COD game. I have a hard time seeing how that is going to help the poor, poor VITA but then again what do I know?
 
 
 Nintendo
 
I combined both Wii and DS releases in this section. I should warn you that I felt I should have at least one game in each ecosystem represented in this article. Normally I wouldn’t write about what I am about to-but I didn’t have much from which to choose. 
 
Two somewhat current tween girl pop culture games release November 13th. Both soup-lets are into these so if you have tween girls like I do this may resonate. If not...nothing to see here...keep moving.
 
Monster High: Skultimate Roller Maze - best way to describe this is Mario Kart with Monster High characters on roller skates. 
 
 
Victorious: Taking the Lead - Puts you in the show as Tori Vega trying out for a role while playing rhythm and dance games to songs from the show.
 
 
Shovelware? Yes. Do my girls want these games? Yes. Do I have to buy it for them? No..no I don’t. 
 
Those of you who have young boys may be interested in Ben 10: Omniverse (November 13th). See previous shovelware comment...you have a choice not to buy this for your kids.
 

New Releases: Week of November 5th

Mon, 11/05/2012 - 13:23 — SarcasmoJones

Halloween is over, and while the rest of the world focuses on the dysfunctional American electoral system, 2Old2Play is going to focus on getting its game on. If you're 2Old2Play, then you’re old enough to vote on Tuesday. Afterwards you should reward your participation in American politics by shopping for a new release at your favorite game boutique. This week we have the long-awaited sequel in the series that launched 2 consoles, cars driving in circles, Dragon balls, paper plumbers, we go back to Deponia, General Patton get his own game, and we visit Ragnarok...no, not that Ragnarok.

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Halo 4
Halo was Microsoft’s launch title for the Xbox, and Halo 2 launched the Xbox 360. Halo 4 is going to launch the 2Old2Play Chicago LAN. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take advantage of the two days you will have with Halo 4 before the LAN to get familiar with the game. I would suggest taking those days off from work and buying a bottle of tequila, so you can practice drunk to simulate LAN playing conditions. Make a shot, take a shot. It releases exclusively for the Xbox 360, on November 6...at midnight. Some of you are already waiting in line for this...and that’s just sad.

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Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
The newest Metal Gear was supposed to release Tuesday, but Master Chief scared Raiden off...we won’t see him until February.

Ragnarok Tactics
Unlike Ragnarok Online, this spin-off is more of a tactical RPG than anything. The nomenclature is misleading, as there are no Viking or Norse Gods apparent in any reference material I researched. Players customize and the develop their character through battle experience on a digitized grid, just like folks have been doing for decades, so nothing new there. What is new, however, is the Japanese apparent misinterpretation of Norse Mythology...so expect anything. Ragnarok Tactics his the PSP exclusively, on November 6.

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Paper Mario: Sticker Star
The newest entry in the Paper Mario series has a bit of a sticky twist. Stickers are used as collectibles, interactive environmentals, and weapons. Collect stickers and add them to Mario’s sticky book of plumberly warfare. Different weapons work with different enemies, so a bit of tactical cleverness is required to progress. Paper Mario: Sticker Stars hits the Nintendo 3DS, on November 11. What is the deal with Nintendo and Sunday releases?

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Deponia 2: Chaos on Deponia
The abrupt ending to Deponia left little doubt to Daedalic Entertainment’s sequel ambitions. The wisecracking protagonist, Rufus, has grown a bit wiser and is full of questions: will his luck ever improve, will he give up training torpedo dolphins, and of course, why did the last game have such a crappy ending? Can Rufus overcome his egocentric behavior, piece his girlfriend back together, and save Deponia from chaos? PC gamers can go back to Deponia for answers, for about $20, starting November 6.

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NASCAR The Game: Inside Line
Three types of racers exist in the video game world: those who like cars, those who like car chases, and those who like driving in circles. NASCAR The Game: Inside Line, naturally, appeals to the circle-driving redneck in all of us. Faithful recreations of real-world NASCAR tracks, like The Brickyard, Texas Motor Speedway, and Talladega, are the shining stars in every NASCAR game, and Inside Line is no exception. The cars are essentially identical, so driving strategy and patience are the skills needed in the grueling world of mile and a half ovals and annoying crew chiefs. Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii players should drive cautiously to pick this one up, on November 6.

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Dragon Ball Z Budokai HD Collection
The 2Old2Play HD Makeover Game of the Week is is Dragon Ball Z Budokai HD Collection. 23 Dragon Ball characters beat the shit out of each other, just like they did back in the day, except now they fight in high definition. A collector’s edition offers ridiculous extras, like the anime series and music, for a ridiculous price. I like to describe HD makeovers as better looking versions of games that I have been sick of for a long time.  Xbox 360 and PS3 players can relive their childhood, in HD, starting November 6. I hand-picked the shittiest trailer I could find to punctuate my disdain.

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History: Legends of War Patton
Players assume the role of General George Patton just after the landing on Normandy Beach...sorry fellow gamers, that one has been done. Combining RTS and turn-based strategic elements is a novel approach by Maximum Games. The single player campaign develops over 35 strategic missions on the road to Berlin, and multiplayer features a head-to-head “Hotseat” mode. The History Channel branding insures that the cutscenes will be actual historical film clips. PS Vita, PS3, and Xbox 360 players have some very big shoes to fill, starting November 6.

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