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Sometimes jealous spouses can be SO cute....

My wife is jealous of my xbox -oh she denies it, but I can see through her.  So last night she walks through the bedroom and sees the screen set to Matchmaking.  Social matchmaking no less! 

What in the world is he up too!  Meeting girls?  Who is he talking to on that headphone?  I knew I shouldn't trust him alone with a computer!  Edit matchmaking criteria?  Fastest connection?  Highest quality?  He IS cheating on me - and not just with Cortana!

Sometimes jealous spouses can be SO cute....

My wife is jealous of my xbox -oh she denies it, but I can see through her.  So last night she walks through the bedroom and sees the screen set to Matchmaking.  Social matchmaking no less! 

What in the world is he up too!  Meeting girls?  Who is he talking to on that headphone?  I knew I shouldn't trust him alone with a computer!  Edit matchmaking criteria?  Fastest connection?  Highest quality?  He IS cheating on me - and not just with Cortana!

So I've been inactive for, oh, a year or so... came and back and remembered my password, so that's a sign.  I think.  Built in blogs?  man, this interweb is amazing.  Kind of like my ability to kill myself with grenades.

Anyhoo, I'm going to begin the search for other adult gamers to play Halo 3.  "Hey, I'm a 37 year old nerd who sucks at video games.  Wanna be my friend?"  Always a bit awkward, but hey, not as bad as being corpse humped by a pre-pubescent Timmy while being told I'm gay.  While he is humping me.   The irony seems to elude them.

So I've been inactive for, oh, a year or so... came and back and remembered my password, so that's a sign.  I think.  Built in blogs?  man, this interweb is amazing.  Kind of like my ability to kill myself with grenades.

Anyhoo, I'm going to begin the search for other adult gamers to play Halo 3.  "Hey, I'm a 37 year old nerd who sucks at video games.  Wanna be my friend?"  Always a bit awkward, but hey, not as bad as being corpse humped by a pre-pubescent Timmy while being told I'm gay.  While he is humping me.   The irony seems to elude them.