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Shared on Tue, 03/13/2007 - 22:55

Animal That Stutter

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

Rashanii

Shared on Tue, 03/13/2007 - 22:55

Animal That Stutter

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

Rashanii

Shared on Fri, 03/09/2007 - 00:56

How to Make a Woman Happy?


I'm pretty sure this is all we need to do...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer

Rashanii

Shared on Fri, 03/09/2007 - 00:56

How to Make a Woman Happy?


I'm pretty sure this is all we need to do...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer

Rashanii

Shared on Fri, 02/16/2007 - 22:05

Advice For Men...

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.

One day 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

Rashanii

Shared on Fri, 02/16/2007 - 22:05

Advice For Men...

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.

One day 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

Rashanii

Shared on Mon, 01/29/2007 - 01:56

Geeks Unite!

Another group of my favorite cartoons from my youth. God, I was 6 when these came out... They don't make toys..er.. cartoons like this anymore...

M.A.S.K.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBB__EAjpUA[/youtube]

SilverHawks Origin Story pt. 1
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWpHRSD1Lh8[/youtube]

SilverHawks Origin Story pt. 2

Rashanii

Shared on Mon, 01/29/2007 - 01:56

Geeks Unite!

Another group of my favorite cartoons from my youth. God, I was 6 when these came out... They don't make toys..er.. cartoons like this anymore...

M.A.S.K.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBB__EAjpUA[/youtube]

SilverHawks Origin Story pt. 1
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWpHRSD1Lh8[/youtube]

SilverHawks Origin Story pt. 2

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