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Shared on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 13:07

What if crack babies could tie their own shoes?

Would it look like a supermodel trying to eat spaghetti?

I like spaghetti.

OK, so some people at work were telling me about a line of sandles by Reef that has a 3 ounce flask in each sole, so you can carry 6 ounces of liquid with you wherever you walk. Not that we need more excuses to have alcohol handy, but I feel obliged to pick some of these up before the Chicago LAN.

tait

Shared on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 13:07

What if crack babies could tie their own shoes?

Would it look like a supermodel trying to eat spaghetti?

I like spaghetti.

OK, so some people at work were telling me about a line of sandles by Reef that has a 3 ounce flask in each sole, so you can carry 6 ounces of liquid with you wherever you walk. Not that we need more excuses to have alcohol handy, but I feel obliged to pick some of these up before the Chicago LAN.

tait

Shared on Fri, 06/13/2008 - 10:42

How long is an hour?

I can't believe shrinks and masseusses (massaueuuueuses?  erm... massage therapists!) can call it an "hour" when it's 50 minutes.  10 minutes aint much?  But that's 1/6.  What if I bought a 20 ounce bottle of Coke and it only has 16.7 ounces of product?  A quarter pound burger that was a fifth of a pound?  I want my sixth back!  Give me my sixth!  I'm a sixth lord (shameless Star Wars pun)!  I have a sixth sense!

Carry on.

tait

Shared on Fri, 06/13/2008 - 10:42

How long is an hour?

I can't believe shrinks and masseusses (massaueuuueuses?  erm... massage therapists!) can call it an "hour" when it's 50 minutes.  10 minutes aint much?  But that's 1/6.  What if I bought a 20 ounce bottle of Coke and it only has 16.7 ounces of product?  A quarter pound burger that was a fifth of a pound?  I want my sixth back!  Give me my sixth!  I'm a sixth lord (shameless Star Wars pun)!  I have a sixth sense!

Carry on.

tait

Shared on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 12:52

Match.com Mints

I went to a Dot Net (.NET) Users Group meeting at Microsoft here in the Dallas area a couple months ago and it was sponsored by Match.com.  We got a "giveaway" when we entered the room and I tossed it in my car without much thought.  But, today, I grabbed it and brought it to my desk.  It's a small tin of mints.  Well, not "tin".  Not even metal.  It's a small "plastic" of mints.  I think it's plastic - but it's not that hard kind of plastic, it's more of the sorta soft, slightly textured plastic that can collect pocket lint, but isn't painful when in your pocket.  Well, I don't know much a

tait

Shared on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 12:52

Match.com Mints

I went to a Dot Net (.NET) Users Group meeting at Microsoft here in the Dallas area a couple months ago and it was sponsored by Match.com.  We got a "giveaway" when we entered the room and I tossed it in my car without much thought.  But, today, I grabbed it and brought it to my desk.  It's a small tin of mints.  Well, not "tin".  Not even metal.  It's a small "plastic" of mints.  I think it's plastic - but it's not that hard kind of plastic, it's more of the sorta soft, slightly textured plastic that can collect pocket lint, but isn't painful when in your pocket.  Well, I don't know much a

tait

Shared on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 09:30

wonders wonderingly

ever wonder if your mindless musings are meaningful?

me either.  but i do wonder about wondering - why do we wonder? what do we conclude?  when i say "we", i mean "me" but i'm trying to be inclusive.  or defraying hyper-attention.  one of the two (or third secret option that i can't get into).

tait

Shared on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 09:30

wonders wonderingly

ever wonder if your mindless musings are meaningful?

me either.  but i do wonder about wondering - why do we wonder? what do we conclude?  when i say "we", i mean "me" but i'm trying to be inclusive.  or defraying hyper-attention.  one of the two (or third secret option that i can't get into).

tait

Shared on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 11:58

compelled to write

i feel compelled to write, but i have no topic that i'm willing to share today.  yet, the compulsion to write something - anything - is strong today, and i don't know why.  yes, i could delve into the inner most struggles of my heart and brain today, but without conclusions it would ramble and maybe reveal too much about how my brain works, something i'm not sure i'd wish on anyone ;-) 

tait

Shared on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 11:58

compelled to write

i feel compelled to write, but i have no topic that i'm willing to share today.  yet, the compulsion to write something - anything - is strong today, and i don't know why.  yes, i could delve into the inner most struggles of my heart and brain today, but without conclusions it would ramble and maybe reveal too much about how my brain works, something i'm not sure i'd wish on anyone ;-) 

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