Brad's blog

1 - Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.

2 - Half the people you know are below average.

3 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

4 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

6 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

7 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

8 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

1 - Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.

2 - Half the people you know are below average.

3 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

4 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

6 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

7 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

8 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

For some reason I am feeling like writing a real blog – the following is true…

My parents never removed the crust from my bread.  Ever.

It really was uphill both ways to school and back – I lived on a hill and so was the school.

I had an accident less than one month after getting my driver’s license.  I rear-ended the janitor of the high school.

I got a ticket for “sitting on an inappropriate portion of the vehicle”.  The Army made it sound like I wouldn’t be able to get a security clearance because of that.

For some reason I am feeling like writing a real blog – the following is true…

My parents never removed the crust from my bread.  Ever.

It really was uphill both ways to school and back – I lived on a hill and so was the school.

I had an accident less than one month after getting my driver’s license.  I rear-ended the janitor of the high school.

I got a ticket for “sitting on an inappropriate portion of the vehicle”.  The Army made it sound like I wouldn’t be able to get a security clearance because of that.