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Shared on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 00:16

Self Checkout

To the lady in front of me at the self-checkout line,

If new-fangled technology like the cotton gin and opposable thumbs make you all nervous and sets your heart aflutter, the self-checkout is not for you. You are brand new breed of retard. I'd like my 20 minutes back please.

Shakes

ShakesItUp

Shared on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 00:16

Self Checkout

To the lady in front of me at the self-checkout line,

If new-fangled technology like the cotton gin and opposable thumbs make you all nervous and sets your heart aflutter, the self-checkout is not for you. You are brand new breed of retard. I'd like my 20 minutes back please.

Shakes

ShakesItUp

Shared on Sat, 03/01/2008 - 07:31

Shop Smart

Shop S*Mart...

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Just a little something I came across in my travels here in Korea. If you're interested in the ramblings of a lurpy foreigner in Seoul, South Korea on business, check out my main blog, It's Shake N' Bake, and I Helped.

ShakesItUp

Shared on Sat, 03/01/2008 - 07:31

Shop Smart

Shop S*Mart...

Photobucket

Just a little something I came across in my travels here in Korea. If you're interested in the ramblings of a lurpy foreigner in Seoul, South Korea on business, check out my main blog, It's Shake N' Bake, and I Helped.

ShakesItUp

Shared on Thu, 01/31/2008 - 22:19

JPM Real Estate Services can suck a blue wienie

Dear JPM Real Estate,

I'm writing in response to your notice dated 1/23/08 regarding a rental rate increase to be effective 2/1/08. As I hope you are aware, Oregon state law requires a minimum of 30 days notice for any rental rate increase. As such I am including a check in the amount of $850, our current rate, for February rent. As per Oregon law, notices will not be honored unless filed properly. Please re-file any notice you deem fit and allow for 30 days from the time of re-filing.

ShakesItUp

Shared on Thu, 01/31/2008 - 22:19

JPM Real Estate Services can suck a blue wienie

Dear JPM Real Estate,

I'm writing in response to your notice dated 1/23/08 regarding a rental rate increase to be effective 2/1/08. As I hope you are aware, Oregon state law requires a minimum of 30 days notice for any rental rate increase. As such I am including a check in the amount of $850, our current rate, for February rent. As per Oregon law, notices will not be honored unless filed properly. Please re-file any notice you deem fit and allow for 30 days from the time of re-filing.

ShakesItUp

Shared on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 16:49

StrengthsFinder 2.0

We're in goal setting mode at work. I've been wading through all of the corporate puffery and motivational ramblings that are ever present this time of year in hopes of actually setting an awesome path to follow and really blow some minds at work this year. In the course of attending workshops and filling out my CFE (Coaching for Excellence, corporate mandated "tell us how awesome you're going to be and when the awesomeness will occur") form I was asked to read the book "StrengthsFinder 2.0" and take their web survey to find my strengths.

ShakesItUp

Shared on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 16:49

StrengthsFinder 2.0

We're in goal setting mode at work. I've been wading through all of the corporate puffery and motivational ramblings that are ever present this time of year in hopes of actually setting an awesome path to follow and really blow some minds at work this year. In the course of attending workshops and filling out my CFE (Coaching for Excellence, corporate mandated "tell us how awesome you're going to be and when the awesomeness will occur") form I was asked to read the book "StrengthsFinder 2.0" and take their web survey to find my strengths.

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