darth_chibius's blog

"New Rule: Lay off California! You know, the rest of America has been having quite a laugh at California's expense lately. But let's remember this: California has a lot of people. And the reason it does is lots of other people in other states saying, "Fuck this, I'm outta here!"

And then those people come here to California, and people ask them, "Don't you miss the winters?" No, strangely enough, I don't. Much the same way I don't miss slamming a car door on my hands.

"New Rule: Lay off California! You know, the rest of America has been having quite a laugh at California's expense lately. But let's remember this: California has a lot of people. And the reason it does is lots of other people in other states saying, "Fuck this, I'm outta here!"

And then those people come here to California, and people ask them, "Don't you miss the winters?" No, strangely enough, I don't. Much the same way I don't miss slamming a car door on my hands.