TheCarnivalAngel's blog

Why Sha and Onesimos SUCK...well let's see. They get into Chromhounds, then leave real quick. So whenever I come on, "Oh they were just on 30 minutes ago! Damnit...just missed them. Welp, I might as well go to Halo3 since they probably won't be coming back." And as soon, AND I MEAN AS SOON, as I find that last asshole for a DLC objective, *pop* Onesimos is online. *pop* Sha is online. And I mean right at the same time.

Why Sha and Onesimos SUCK...well let's see. They get into Chromhounds, then leave real quick. So whenever I come on, "Oh they were just on 30 minutes ago! Damnit...just missed them. Welp, I might as well go to Halo3 since they probably won't be coming back." And as soon, AND I MEAN AS SOON, as I find that last asshole for a DLC objective, *pop* Onesimos is online. *pop* Sha is online. And I mean right at the same time.

         I'd like to share some stories of my life with everyone. I was born in Hot Springs, AR. Since we are known for our foul language, it expected that my vocabulary would start off 4 letters at a time. When I was young I always thought Son of a bitch was one full word that was just a curse word. I didn't learn until 4th grade about this! Well also my mother was very mean to me, she would always slap me when I was a toddler, probably because of my mouth. So here's one good story about that time frame.

         I'd like to share some stories of my life with everyone. I was born in Hot Springs, AR. Since we are known for our foul language, it expected that my vocabulary would start off 4 letters at a time. When I was young I always thought Son of a bitch was one full word that was just a curse word. I didn't learn until 4th grade about this! Well also my mother was very mean to me, she would always slap me when I was a toddler, probably because of my mouth. So here's one good story about that time frame.

Man made beer, god made weed...who do you trust?

Man made beer, god made weed...who do you trust?

                Alright, another day, of TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLES.  So I was reading Nazi's blog about road raging drivers, which got me into the idea about talking about just drivers. You would be amazed how little people in Arkansas know how to drive (but not as bad as Texas, details after this paragraph.)  I'm sure everyone has a great story about some idiot on the highway, byway, freeway, expressway, maybe even lucky enough, a driveway!  So first off let me start with the idiots that start acting like some kind of driving professor.

                Alright, another day, of TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLES.  So I was reading Nazi's blog about road raging drivers, which got me into the idea about talking about just drivers. You would be amazed how little people in Arkansas know how to drive (but not as bad as Texas, details after this paragraph.)  I'm sure everyone has a great story about some idiot on the highway, byway, freeway, expressway, maybe even lucky enough, a driveway!  So first off let me start with the idiots that start acting like some kind of driving professor.

          Alright, this is my first blog ever so bear with my rant... I manage (not very well) a hotel here in Hot Springs, AR.  Now I have worked since I was 15 years old. My first job was as a dishwasher. I never called in sick. I had another job at a factory when I was older and I called in sick I think 3 times. Well after that job I was hired at an On the Border here in town. I worked happily for 7 months, and I called in sick one morning. When I came back to work, I was fired. I was fired for calling in sick.

          Alright, this is my first blog ever so bear with my rant... I manage (not very well) a hotel here in Hot Springs, AR.  Now I have worked since I was 15 years old. My first job was as a dishwasher. I never called in sick. I had another job at a factory when I was older and I called in sick I think 3 times. Well after that job I was hired at an On the Border here in town. I worked happily for 7 months, and I called in sick one morning. When I came back to work, I was fired. I was fired for calling in sick.