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Warning to all those know-alls who shout at the television screen when contestants offer dumb answers to blindingly obvious questions -- one day that could be you. From regional radio shows to "Who Wants To be a Millionaire?" and "University Challenge," people make fools of themselves -- as internet site www.jumpingjacksbar.com found in collating some of the worst howlers.

Here are leading contenders for the "Dumb Down" gold medal:

Question: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant's answer: Goosey Goosey.

Warning to all those know-alls who shout at the television screen when contestants offer dumb answers to blindingly obvious questions -- one day that could be you. From regional radio shows to "Who Wants To be a Millionaire?" and "University Challenge," people make fools of themselves -- as internet site www.jumpingjacksbar.com found in collating some of the worst howlers.

Here are leading contenders for the "Dumb Down" gold medal:

Question: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant's answer: Goosey Goosey.

I am not going to do any thing all day, and I'm going to love every fucking minute of my kid free existence this weekend!!  I know it's been a while since I brought you some hotness, seeing as things have been kind of crazy for me lately.  But I now bring you....

I am not going to do any thing all day, and I'm going to love every fucking minute of my kid free existence this weekend!!  I know it's been a while since I brought you some hotness, seeing as things have been kind of crazy for me lately.  But I now bring you....

According to this little survey I am a very sinful person....according to it's calculations, since birth I have committed roughly 273692 sins....WOW!!  I feel bad about myself :(   So, I want to see how sinful you are..it might make me feel better, you never know! :)

http://qntm.org/?sin

According to this little survey I am a very sinful person....according to it's calculations, since birth I have committed roughly 273692 sins....WOW!!  I feel bad about myself :(   So, I want to see how sinful you are..it might make me feel better, you never know! :)

http://qntm.org/?sin

They have taken Grandpa to the hospital for respiratory  failure...which sucks because he wants to go and no one will let him.  It hurts to see someone you love pass away but if you are only prolonging the (short term) inevitable please just let them go.  I can't imagine how hard this must be for Grandma...and my heart breaks for her.  :(

This is my grandpa...

They have taken Grandpa to the hospital for respiratory  failure...which sucks because he wants to go and no one will let him.  It hurts to see someone you love pass away but if you are only prolonging the (short term) inevitable please just let them go.  I can't imagine how hard this must be for Grandma...and my heart breaks for her.  :(

This is my grandpa...

In the news today:

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WASHINGTON - A large U.S. spy satellite has lost power and could hit the Earth in late February or March, government officials said Saturday. The satellite, which no longer can be controlled, could contain hazardous materials (beryllium), and it is unknown where on the planet it might come down, they said.

This satellite is the size of a bus, and weighs about 10 tons...

In the news today:

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WASHINGTON - A large U.S. spy satellite has lost power and could hit the Earth in late February or March, government officials said Saturday. The satellite, which no longer can be controlled, could contain hazardous materials (beryllium), and it is unknown where on the planet it might come down, they said.

This satellite is the size of a bus, and weighs about 10 tons...