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So I got in a heated discussion with my girlfriends notoriously cheap father the other day regarding dining out.  I had just got done telling him of this wonderful meal that I took his daughter out for, at a fancy restaraunt called Creed's Seafood and Steaks in King of Prussia, PA.  He asked what we ate and I told him salmon for her and a $38 Delmonico steak for me (which was so delicious, I cried a little while eating it).  Well, this set him the fuck off.

So I got in a heated discussion with my girlfriends notoriously cheap father the other day regarding dining out.  I had just got done telling him of this wonderful meal that I took his daughter out for, at a fancy restaraunt called Creed's Seafood and Steaks in King of Prussia, PA.  He asked what we ate and I told him salmon for her and a $38 Delmonico steak for me (which was so delicious, I cried a little while eating it).  Well, this set him the fuck off.

I can't believe how many emails I get a day that belittle the size of my prong.  I must get 50 spam emails a day asking why my dick is so small and how my woman can continue to go unsatisfied.  I'm not going to sit here and lie to you....I am doing alright in the pants department...at least I haven't gotten any direct complaints.  But after the 30th email asking me if my dick "resembles a shrimp", I begin to wonder....am I all I can be?  Does this stuff really work?  Wouldn't I have heard about it on Dateline or something instead of from my Spam filter?

I can't believe how many emails I get a day that belittle the size of my prong.  I must get 50 spam emails a day asking why my dick is so small and how my woman can continue to go unsatisfied.  I'm not going to sit here and lie to you....I am doing alright in the pants department...at least I haven't gotten any direct complaints.  But after the 30th email asking me if my dick "resembles a shrimp", I begin to wonder....am I all I can be?  Does this stuff really work?  Wouldn't I have heard about it on Dateline or something instead of from my Spam filter?