Adraxis
Shared on Thu, 07/05/2007 - 11:16Found this top ten list and thought it was pretty funny...
10. "Sure you'll get your figure back -- we'll just search 1985 where you left it."
9. "Keys are on the fridge, honey. I'll see you at the hospital at half-time."
8. "Honey -- Come show the guys your Brando impression!"
7. "Sweetheart, where'd you put that Victoria's Secret catalog?"
6. "What's the big deal? If you can handle me going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."
5. "Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, willya?"
4. "Why in the world would I want to rub your feet?"
3. "Oh, this is just great! Now, on top of everything else, child support."
2. "No, I don't know where the remote is! Have you looked under your breasts?"
1. "I know today's your due date, but Bill just got an 8lb bass and that's a reason to celebrate, too."
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