Fun and laughs while gaming

Playing with my peeps is awesome.  Some of  the conversations while playing cause me to laugh out loud at random times throughout the day and I thought I had to share some of them.  Probably not that funny in the retelling, but I'm grinning from ear to ear typing this.

Comment from a random south GA guy (my people),"If the government comes to get me, I'll put a bouncing betty on the porch".

Reply from skummy, "Dude, putting your fat sister on the porch doesn't count".

Comment from a clan member who had to take a bathroom break, "Do you want me to send you a pic of my poop?"

Reply, "You only take a pic if you put a leaner on the wall"

A fart is one of the funniest things ever, don't care who you are.

A clan member who shall rename nameless has the bladder capacity of an ant and has to travel to the "west Wing" to relieve himself.

Asshat.

I will shank you in the liver.

Question:  "Did you like the new scentsy?"  Reply:  "Yeah, I put it in the bathroom".  (That one might get me in trouble, reference the above quote)

Comment from a female member of the clan, "Shaving makes it look bigger, right?"

I can't take credit for any of these, all of them were made by the brilliant members of my clan.  Between these many comments and the constant calls of "Charlieee" (reference the Charlie the unicorn video), I have a blast playing with these folks.  But then again, I'm easily amused.