Modern Warfare WTF?

So like most people, I looked forward to MW3 with a little "ho-hum" attitude.  Knew I was going to get it, knew it would be my main title for the next year, knew I was going to play with friends and have a good time.  Get the game, finish the campaign, dive into MP.  First TDM match, 5 and 21.  By the third match, I knew I was in trouble.  After 2 weeks, my kdr was .86.  I have played the last 4 cod games and never had a kdr under 1.  So what the flying fart is different?  My clannies are going to read this and moan, "Here goes Bama whining about his tv again."  Well, it's true, I did go from a 37" to a 25".  But, I think I've finally turned a corner, got back up to a .93 last night, only 224 kills to get it to a 1.  Anybody else having an issue?

On a totally unrelated note, did the Thanksgiving eating at 2 of my wife's family homes.  I'm not a food snob, but seriously, can somebody besides my mamma spare 30 minutes to make home made cranberry sauce?  Oh, no, if it doesn't vomit from a can with the most horrendous slurping noise, it's not jello, er, I mean cranberry sauce.  You can't even call it sauce, it's congealed.  They should call it cranberry paste.  And don't get me started on the corn meal, chicken broth, flour, and water concoction southerners call dressing.  A turkey is meant to be stuffed.  Dressing can even be dressed up with celery and onions, but nobody does it.  I think this year I'm cooking the turkey and fixin's for Christmas.  I'm going to do it with style and pinache.  If nobody likes it, tough, more for me.

That's it, I'm spent.