So we got a new welder in the shop today and I had to babysit his ass all day long while I am fixing a show car. he actually didnt weld much better than me so I am kind of bummed and suprised. Just like the last 3 guys they come in all cocky and then after 2 hrs they are doubting their welds. We mfg alot of race and performance parts and he was welding oil pans today. Anyways I was fixing this MINT ASS 1967 American Motors Rebel that had some bonehead mechanic put together 3 fuggin times. I am balls deep when I see a crack in one of the heads. I slammed the brakes on the project and decided to come home for the day...of course draggin welder boys ass home cause he has a DWI. he says he quit drinking and then was telling me about this new Taylor acoustic guitar he bought and how he was getting wasted and playing it in the backyard last night...Yeah his idea of quitting drinking is like George Bush's idea of "Everything is OK and the economy is doing fine"

SPEAKING OF THE ECONOMY

Burny MAC IS DEAD!!

WTF!!!!

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIE OF PNEUMONIA IF YOUR

A MILLIONAIRE COCKSUCKING HOLLYWOOD STAR?

Answer: AIDS

No freaking way this big smiling horny old crotch sniffer died of a pnuemonia without some kinky twisted fucktard stupid bitch situation. He was probly walking his pet chick while the other one (the one he locks in the closet) got loose and attacked them both and knocked old MAC into the swimming pool. Little did Bernie know he offended the pool boy last week when he had the pool boys mama over for some fun in the pool and water weenie jazzercise. Fast forward one week and the pool boy quits and SHITS in the pool that poor old MAC falls into inhaling hours old poo and thus suffering from FATAL PNUEMONIA.

Man did I go off or what!! Sometimes the line form my 2 working brains cells go directly to my fingers before checking with half ass working brain cell #3 to see if its ok

Tits

Well ok so the one on the left looks like she probly is holding back a FART and the one on the right looks like she held back too many.

GAt....I love them tan lines..Just so you girls know tan lines are like cheap lingerie and MEN LOVE THEM!!

In the above picture one of these girls hasd their underwear on TOO TIGHT! and one had their underwear on TOO LOOSE....can I get a medium here people???!?!?!

ok here is the medium

No shit this chick is only a 6 pack away from fo-filling all my dirty fantasies ...hope she doesnt pack a schnauzer

I have been searching the internet for over 17 years to find the BEST lesbian and here she is (Crissy Moran.....)

She is the best Lesbian in the world and has papers to prove it...she also has some decent footage as well

http://youporn.com/watch/22311

Moran....friggen morans I am surround by god damn MORANS

Alrighty then how about some BEEEEEEEWWWWWWBS