Fawking awesome lines!

Here are some fawking awesome lines I have heard...just a quick sample then some boobies

For hitting on women

1. You dont sweat much for a fat chick

2. Want to go halvsies on a bastard?

Decent lines..

1. 18 to 80 crippled blind and crazy

2. I eat the pussy the ass the whole nine yards

For some reason I keep thinking about the Bastard line...I wonder if Mom wouldnt mind a call XD

Long live the Blood Hound Gang!!

And without further Adue here are some bewbers

WAIT.....DID WAS THIS CHICK THE SINGER FOR WHITESNAKE  NSFW NSFW (schlong alert!!!!!)

(Tranny alert)

(last warning)

(Seriously dont look)

(Ok fawkwad you'll never be the same)

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And the bewbs....

oops nothing like a decent ass as a substitute for some bewbage

Ta ta and keep on the sunny side