Yes its permanent....wont wash out...looks like shit...people have been talking....doesnt match...is dorky....chicks laugh...

What is it? I would like to know but like that song by Faith No More we will never know what "it" actually is. ....waht the fuck....waht is spelled out like that showing haste...hence the haste me hardy....hence the haste. Remember that always "Hence the haste". So keep this in mind in your regular day and watch and listen and learn how hasty moved sometimes are all around us. Oh BTW I am right behind you..."mer he he heh eheeeee"...hence the haste...its creepy I know it but their is a light side. Yes my friend a light side like vanilla yogurt. It is yogurt but it looks like the sour kind yet tastes good and goes well with marbly cheeses. Speaking of cheeses I raninto a ex girlfriend of mine. Here is a pic of us a long time ago in a galaxy far far away in her pant drawer...I say this cause she said "I still have pictures of us.." I replied "Cream rinse pics....eww you naughty little psycho"...she giggled then told me she lives in the low income apartments next to my work (Or really my work since I pwn the business). Yes...I will miss that bitch..for every part of my soul she sucked out of me and for all the times she made me feel less than human. I will miss that stank pooter of hers and how she never fawking bathed...doesnt suck a dong and wont do doggy style. I will miss you cheese now kindly FUCK OFF and DIE. Sorry I cant show the picture is it NSF2o2P...seriously you will see toungue and youthfull hornynesses...it could start a range war!!

FAWKING A I MISS

1. George Carlin...you turned out to be an asshole goerge but you were funny as fuck...please send me a moon bean in the shape of a middle finger

2. John Candy You were just before my time John but I knew you got some ass...I loved SCTV and the time you played a security guard. Still trying to get your laugh down :(

3. Andre the giant ...All I can say is wow dude you could eat 55 eggs for breakfast and still body slam that fuckstick hulk hogan...or terry berry ruchi

4. Barry white...Barry you taught me that no matter if the bitch likes it or not I am singing dirty to her

5. Chris Farley... I met you Chris in church in Lindstrom MN I dont know if you can remember but you wouldnt buy my buddies moms christmas calender so you died...seriously you were the fucking bomb and I want to grow up just like you...except for the fat, drugs, and death....just like you

6. All the late might cougar action...yep I am getting married in Novemeber and its lights out on Frank the Tank...no longer will I be able to handle 1.5 older horney women at a time I will have to send them to my confidant my personal ass wiper and my groomsman Kris.

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!!!!!

Kris is my groomsman...he talked his old lady into changing her last name  and he would buy her a ring so they wouldnt have to be officially married. Yes men he is actually one of the ones who went thourhg with the fucking gameplan. He cheats all the time...she bitches slaps ...hits him but he still cheats. She said it was ok but then the mistress called while they were at dinner and she flipped on the bitch switch and went meathead on him....haha fawker deserves it but that WASNT IN THE GAMEPLAN...HENCE THE HASTE MY FRIENDS...HENCE THE HASTE,

Here is the gameplan!!