My balls caught fire !!!!!

Angelito

Shared on Mon, 10/23/2006 - 06:27

Yesterday I decided to use whatever remaining hot papers from my vegetable garden, to make some hot paste sauce.

I video a bit of it, and I’ll upload as soon as I get a chance.

I did not use gloves to cut them open and take the seeds out.

My sister in law told me that I should use gloves or my hands would burn.

I was not felling any burning so I did not do so.

After I went to take a shower, and thank God I wash face first.

By the time I came down to my parts my eyes were burning so bad, was not even funny.

But was too late. I had touched my balls, so they caught fire too.

Did not touched any other part of my body, that is probably why I’m still alive.

The balls burning went away after an hour or so, but my hands were burning all night, now it still burn a bit.

For some reason it does not burn until you wash them.

So lessons learned: Always wash your face first, or one day you might find yourself squeezing an ice cube with your buttocks.

 

 

Comments

mac79's picture
Submitted by mac79 on Mon, 10/23/2006 - 07:12
You're wrong.....it was funny. LOL, sorry to hear about the burning, it sucks.
gwarrior2k's picture
Submitted by gwarrior2k on Mon, 10/23/2006 - 07:29
my solution for washing up after handling hot peppers: wash your hands with dishsoap. Sunlight seems to work best. Works with grease and oil too after working on car too.
Angelito's picture
Submitted by Angelito on Mon, 10/23/2006 - 07:54
@gwarrior2k , Biggie told me that once I got online at night. I wish I had known before. I could not even hold my controler. Now I know Thanks :oops:
REDAPPLE's picture
Submitted by REDAPPLE on Mon, 10/23/2006 - 08:19
ROFLAO!!! Sorry to hear that, but that is funny as hell!!!!
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Mon, 10/23/2006 - 17:51
Man funny stuff, thanks for sharing. Reminded me of this customer that took his 1st long motorcycle trip. The guy was probably 50ish and had a cleft palate which made his story even funnier. Anyway his butt was acheing so he got some Bengay to put on it! Doh! His generous application got on his balls and man..........We were bustin up! Thanks for your pecker uhhh.... pepper story!
Angelito's picture
Submitted by Angelito on Mon, 10/23/2006 - 19:18
@OldmanRiver48 that is what blogs are for :)
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 10/24/2006 - 14:45
Since no one else quoted it: "Great Balls of Fire" Sorry for your pain, but I'm not sorry for laughing out loud!

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