IMOM

Do you ever secretly wish that you had an alternative identity? I do, I wish sometimes that I had an alter ego. Maybe as a quiet middle aged guy, with a boring sedentary nine to five, and an obsession with video games. Instead I am an International Man of Mystery. Yeah it’s true, and I am damn good at it too. I am so mysterious and international that I appear to all around me as a boring middle aged guy with a sedentary nine to five. Its not all fun and games being an IMOM. Mostly its traveling around, you know being international and being mysterious. The mysterious part is pretty easy. You eat alone a lot in fancy restaurants, stand around in airports and train stations watching people, and occasionally crash high society gatherings by falling the roof, or racing across lawns of stately manors in you Aston Martin. You know those cars are so small. Like too small. Anyway, I have to go. I have a date in Paris with a blonde with some micro film and a CIA operative with a speech impediment.