Clothes shopping.

Armada99

Shared on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 22:05

As some of you might have read, I've been on a diet for a little while now.  As of 2 days ago I've lost 50lbs.  Holy Moly!  I decided I needed some new clothes because the ones I was wearing fit the old me.  Its been quite a while since I've actually been on a mission to find clothes for myself.  I'm still in the process of losing weight so I dont want to spend a ton but I dont want to buy 15 pairs of sweatpants either.  Whats a guy to do?  I hit the Ross and TJ Maxx for answers.  I've been to 3 different Ross' and 2 TJ Maxx's.  I've looked at a lot of jeans.  I've also looked at some freakin ridiculous looking pairs of jeans.  In addition to the fact I cant wear shit with patches or embroidered designs,  I need a 34 inch inseam.  I did buy a pair of pants with a 32 inch inseam.  I was unloading a lawn mower and tore the crotch out of the pants I  was wearing.  Shit. 

In addition to looking at lots of ugly jeans, I saw something that blew me away.  Street Jocks. Do a google image search, you'll see what I'm talking about. What kind of guy would wear a fucking jockstrap every day?   Why wear anything at all?  Is that the male equivalent of a thong?!  I guess if a guy is wearin some of those tight ass skinny jeans and doesnt want pantylines he can wear a street jock! Hahahahaha!! I guess I just had to see it all written out for it to make sense. 

So far I've bought 3 pairs of pants, 1 t-shirt, and 4 pairs of underwear.  Thats not much for my 2 days of shopping.   Hopefully this weekend I can find some stuff that I like.  Just a quick FYI, if you like the Adidas Superstars, they changed the style and it sucks. :(

 

 

 

 

Comments

meemoos's picture
Submitted by meemoos on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 22:58
That's no jock!! That's a banana hammock!
Squirrel-E's picture
Submitted by Squirrel-E on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 17:51
I could of broke the news to you about the Superstars. You need the Superstar 1s, or maybe try the Adidas Dakota
revslow's picture
Submitted by revslow on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 13:08
And to think I've spent a lifetime trying to keep my underware out of there
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 18:29
We KNOW you have a whole drawer full of street jocks! And I'll bet you do minemagnet one better and game in just your SJs.....
Hawk7365's picture
Submitted by Hawk7365 on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 14:41
holy shit two days and like eight things.....you are worse than a chick......

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