Run Away!

Arvind

Shared on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 09:03



Oh dear God, I'm sure a worse movie has been made and I just haven't seen it yet. Not even hot naked boobs could save this steaming 3-coiler. Typical fare for what loosely passes as "horror" these days. Hot American teens prove how stupid they are, get captured by crazy surgeon and attempts to gross you out begin. I'm not too worried about revealing spoilers here as I really don't think you want to see this shite.

This pic is a perfect summary of the movie:

except it's done surgically.

Anyway, I'd recommend you watch this 25-minute summary of the flick by Daniel Tosh instead of watching the actual film. It's more enjoyable. NSFW language, be warned. http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2010/08/05/spoiler-alert-the-human-centipede/#more-19088

You can add this "movie" to the list of other crap that tries to do the same thing: Hostel and its associated sequels, every God-awful Saw movie, Cabin Fever, etc, etc. And just when I thought scene-for-scene remakes of Asian horror flicks featuring dead little girls were bad. I'll take Ring 3 any day over this crap.

Comments

ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 09:18
I watched the previews of this movie. No fucking way I'm watching it. You want to watch it? I have a link.
shamrogue's picture
Submitted by shamrogue on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 09:19
Did someone say "hot naked boobs"?
jikado's picture
Submitted by jikado on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 09:22
A lot of talk about this on a few podcasts I listen to. Note the bottom two lines on the poster; First sequence (sequels) and, 100% medically accurate. They actually consulted plastic surgeons and the like.
redeye's picture
Submitted by redeye on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 10:38
You're somewhat of an artist Arvind.
Arvind's picture
Submitted by Arvind on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 10:56
Sorry, I can't claim credit. That an actual image FROM THE MOVIE. Now do you believe how bad it is?
Jedi_Kez's picture
Submitted by Jedi_Kez on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 13:27
Don't lie, it's the bestest movie ever! Everybody needs to see it, cause once you see it, you cannot unsee it :) I like crazy fucked up shit (sometimes) and this movie was definitely that.
Go_Aachmed's picture
Submitted by Go_Aachmed on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 15:01
Wow, I can't believe they made Two Girls and a Cup into a feature length film. Can't wait!

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