How many watch lists am I on now?

Automan21k

Shared on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 09:00


Last night my sister was in town and somehow read my mind, bringing chocolate covered bacon. It has been so long since I’ve had it, now I can’t get it out of my mind….I NEED MORE!!!!!

 
After filling up on the lovely mixture of chocolate and bacon we went home where the phone promptly rang. It was some 1-800 number that call me every year to renew my OXM subscription as a fund raiser for some charity, I can’t remember which one.
 
The conversation went something like this….
 
Woman; hi,(plus generic information about the company) would you like to renew your subscription to OXM?
Me; I sure would.
Woman; ok, just let me enter it into the system…..oh, it doesn’t look like we have OXM anymore.
Me; oh, ok.
Woman; don’t worry, I’m sure I can find another children’s magazine that will suit your child. Do they like Zoo Books? How old is the child?
Me; um, I don’t have any kids.
Woman; well, that's fine, I can set it up as a gift and ship it directly to them as a gift.
Me; it’s not a kids magazine, it is a gaming magazine and the subscription is for me.
Woman who has now pissed me off; Oh, um, that’s…..odd….
Me; Why is it odd?
Woman who is quickly becoming the bane of my existence; Well, it’s just that it sounds….well,… I mean you know, an adult without kids, getting kids magazines….. it sounds, you know,…..suspicious.   
Me; Really, most games aren’t made for kids, they are made for adults who just want to sit on the couch and have some fun before having to go back to work the next day.
Woman who I’m now convinced was recording the conversation to send to the FBI; Ok, anything you say sir, have a good holiday *click*
 
I’m going to be severely annoyed if I get a visit from law enforcement over this. But I have finally succeded in having a telemarketer hang up on me, and all it took was them thinking that I was a pedofile. 
 
Anyway, it has been a long time since anyone talked down to me for playing games….I guess having 2o2p as my primarily online refuge has only shielded me from the hate that is still as rampant as ever.
 
 
I still plan to post pics of my projects, but I ran out of time last night. I’ll try again tonight.
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Nochnoi-Dozor's picture
Submitted by Nochnoi-Dozor on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 09:12
I had a similar situation a couple of years ago at my local convenient store, went in and got my copy of OXM, went to pay for it, lady at the till made similar comments. She shut up after I told her that my son was only 2 at the time and it was for me. but she kept looking at me like I was a freak. There are still people out there that figure games are for children and are taboo for adults. I think things are slowly turning around in that manner, my parents are finally realising what they have been missing out on for entertainment.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:25
well, my parents are still waiting for me to "grow out of this phase"
Saithme's picture
Submitted by Saithme on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 13:22
My best telemarketing call ever: Chipper Young Woman: Sir, I won't take much of your time, I only have two questions for you, is that OK? Me: Sure. Chipper Young Woman: Are you satisfied with what you are now paying for cable television? Me: Yes, I am. Chipper Young Woman: Really? Me: Yes. That was your second question. Not So Chipper Young Woman: (pause, then sadly) Thank you sir.
Foxytrot's picture
Submitted by Foxytrot on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 17:51
Thanks for the tip on how to get rid of telemarketers. If you wind up in jail at least try to post the address and we of 2old2play will take turns sending you OXM and...um...chocolate or something. I had a similar experience in a FutureShop. I asked about a game because I didn't see it on the shelf. The young geek showed me where they were kept (special display) and asked "Is this for your son?" Which was sort of cute considering my age and I said simply "No" so he pushed it and said "For a grandson?" and that is when I stared at him with my dark blue eyes and declared in a quiet even tone "No. It is for me. I game" and he looked a bit struck, turned red, shuffled his feet and finally said "Thats cool" in an unconvincing mumble, then seemed to get suddenly brave and asks in a much more tough Eastwood voice "What is your favourite game?" Ahhh, a doubter? Foolish boy. "I don't have a particular favourite but I did enjoy the Prince of Persia trilogy, was awed by the opening scene of BioShock and am pretty much in love with the streets of Liberty City from GTA4" Ahhh, he has found kinfolk, he brightened up a little . We had a nice discussion after that about various games we'd played in common. Sometimes age and gender can be irrelevant. At work, I mentioned I gamed...to which a female co-worker promptly announced "Games are a waste of money and promote people to be violent" So while I finished my meek peanut butter sandwich I wondered why if she believed that was true...would she attempt to goad a violent gamer into a defensive violent reaction to her ignorant remark...and how come she bought a Wii to help her develop a fitness routine a few months later. Duh. I can't figure people out.

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