2 Things I hate

Heidi Kessler....Lady, I don't know who you are..we have never met.  But I hate you.  I hate you because about 8 years ago, you used my office phone number instead of your own phone number.  You used it when you registered for Credit Cards, the phone company, you newspapers and everythign else.  You used it because you know you were never going to pay your bills and you didn't want them to have your real phone number to call you.  So for the last 8 years, I have had 2 or 3 phone calls trying to reach you to collect debts.  I hate you Heidi Kessler, and your stupid husband to.

I hate pole-position morning commuters.  This goes to the fat swine that swerved around me and all the other cars in traffic this morning because she was in a hurry.  Maybe if you hadn't gotten that dozen donuts this morning, or decided to have those extra bowels of coco- crispies this morning and left on time, you wouldn't have to drive 70 in a 40 and swerve in and out of traffic like you were playing Burnout.  Oh and congrats, we all were very happy for you that you got to the red light a full 4 seconds before the rest of us.  Good job chunky...good job.