Baine
Shared on Mon, 09/10/2007 - 10:00
This is one of those few games that I really enjoyed all the way through. There were no bad moments where the gameplay was lackluster or when it just didn't keep me interested.
Goodbye BigDaddy Bouncer and Rosie. We had our fun...it was great, but I just can't see you anymore. On the hard setting you guys took me life after life to defeat. On the easy setting, it was like beating up the kid who cooks the fries at Wendy's...not hard...and not rewarding either.
Goodbye little sisters....you all became steadily less scarey as the game progressed....sorry about tearing the leach-fishes out of two of you..my bad. Oh and thanks for the help at the end.
Goodbye splicers. Much like sister....you became steadily less scarey as the game went on...and on...and on...damn you nitro splicers for being so hard to research. Thank you for the overall improvement to the game atmosphere as it went through. "Jesus loves me, this I know..because the bibel tells me so"...indeed.
Goodbye vending machines, from now on when I wish to get a hostess cupcake, or a Mt. Dew at work, I will only wish I could pick up automatic lock picks, bullets and ADAM.
Goodbye safes, holding so much goodness...and so much electrical shocks.
Goodbye cameras and turrents...shooting and spotting me like paparazi seeking out Paris Hilton's cooter at 2am sunday morning in L.A.
Goodbye to the music...thanks for making me hum those songs endlessly as I was making dinner for the last two weeks.
Goodbye Bioshock...thanks for not having a crappy multiplayer game to ruin my overall opinion....goodbye.
Helllooo Halo3....hello....
Goodbye BigDaddy Bouncer and Rosie. We had our fun...it was great, but I just can't see you anymore. On the hard setting you guys took me life after life to defeat. On the easy setting, it was like beating up the kid who cooks the fries at Wendy's...not hard...and not rewarding either.
Goodbye little sisters....you all became steadily less scarey as the game progressed....sorry about tearing the leach-fishes out of two of you..my bad. Oh and thanks for the help at the end.
Goodbye splicers. Much like sister....you became steadily less scarey as the game went on...and on...and on...damn you nitro splicers for being so hard to research. Thank you for the overall improvement to the game atmosphere as it went through. "Jesus loves me, this I know..because the bibel tells me so"...indeed.
Goodbye vending machines, from now on when I wish to get a hostess cupcake, or a Mt. Dew at work, I will only wish I could pick up automatic lock picks, bullets and ADAM.
Goodbye safes, holding so much goodness...and so much electrical shocks.
Goodbye cameras and turrents...shooting and spotting me like paparazi seeking out Paris Hilton's cooter at 2am sunday morning in L.A.
Goodbye to the music...thanks for making me hum those songs endlessly as I was making dinner for the last two weeks.
Goodbye Bioshock...thanks for not having a crappy multiplayer game to ruin my overall opinion....goodbye.
Helllooo Halo3....hello....
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Submitted by GroovyElm on Mon, 09/10/2007 - 10:43