The Flu

Baine

Shared on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 20:13

Orin my case, the stomach flu.

Best weight lose plan EVER.

In the last 24 hours I have consumed a glass of ice chips and one popsicle.   The odd thing with the popsicle was that as I was holding it I was thinking that as my asshole felt like it was on fire from the flu itself, was that I wasn't sure if it would feel better if I was to eat the popsicle, or violate myself with it for the cooling action.

Naturally now that I feel like a plate of death gently warmed up, gamefly has decided it was a good time to send me my two games I have been waiting for, for over a week.  wonderful.

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M13a77's picture
Submitted by M13a77 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 22:53
So do you have big cherry flavored ring around the ass gasket now?
Mulchinator's picture
Submitted by Mulchinator on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 06:27
That ranks as one of the funniest things I have ever read: "I wasn't sure if it would feel better if I was to eat the popsicle, or violate myself with it for the cooling action."

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