hmmm...

I only have three for a dead cat. But I got about 31 for a live one.

... and you had \"issues\" with my post? LOL ROFLMAO

Lets see...\r knife\r blender\r teeth\r finger nails\r spatula\r spork\r sharp rock\r wall + high velocity cat\r boiling\r grab at tail and pull\r hedge clippers\r \r \r I know there's more but this is all I could come up with.

I will add:\r \r High pressure cooker\r G-force module\r Microwave\r \r Technology has to be good for something...

Cork puller in the bum with a swift jerk\r \r high inHG vacuum unit\r \r airlock in outer space\r \r steam roller\r \r

like a potato, I eat the whole thing myself\r \r that is where the nutrition comes from