I'm with stupid ---->

Yes, I do.

Now, I'll admit that I came here to patronize and annoy, but I'm truly curious. It seems a paradox and I would genuinely like to hear how a believer such as yourself would answer that question. So, I gots to know, how's he gonna do it? I'll make you a deal, Solas. Give me a satisfactory answer to the question and I will devote one hour of my time to reading and contemplating the bible passage of your choice. In doing so, there's a remote chance that I will be convinced and accept Jesus as my personal savior. Granted it's a slim chance, but it is a chance to bring one more soul to god. Wouldn't passing up that opportunity violate some basic tenant of your beliefs? So what do you say? Answer the question in a comprehensible manner and I'll do your biblical bidding. Deal? But no funny business. No answering a question with a question. No quoting vague scripture. I want a plain English answer to the question. I must know the answer to the burrito paradox.

Doc arent you Hebrew?

Yeah, but we're the chosen people. He has to like me.

could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

lmao yem

YEM, If I thought you were serious I might answer that question.

Well, Dr.Theopolis is right on that point, but it is not a hardship to love the Jewish nation, although not with partiality. To the Jewish nation has the very oracles of God were committed. To them pertain the adoption, the glory, the covenants, the giving of the Law, the service of God and the promises. Of them the patriarchs and prophets have come, and accoding to the flesh, Messiah has come. So, we have a great respect and love for those whom God has so blessed.

Wait...so you know that answer? That's god-friggin-tastic