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Shared on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 11:19

Kids say the darndest things.

Last week, while sitting at Friendly's ( A chain of food/ice cream shops popular in NY) my wife, step-son and myself we sitting back eating a nice dinner.  As the boy finished his dinner, he put his fork down, looked up at us and in his best 9yearold serious tone stated..

"Wow, when I get home, I really need to blow a load"....

There was about 5 seconds of complete silence at the table followed by barely contained laughter, since he meant to inform us that he needed to take a dump when he got home.

It was hard to contain the rolling laughter that I was barely keeping in check.

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rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 11:20
My wife yesterday bought Scene It LCA for the 360 and we played it for friggin' hours. It is so awesome to have something that gets her into gaming because she hates my 360 in general. Great game so far, looking forward to DLC and having some friends over for party play.
Nighthawk70's picture
Submitted by Nighthawk70 on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 11:22
Holy crap! I had to keep from laughing out loud. I so know what it meas to have those odd moments! My 7 year old daughter was sitting at the table eating dinner.. and she let out this belch that sounded like a 20 year old druken college student.. The table went quiet.. Eating stopped.. I looked at her and she looked at me like she was going to get in trouble.. I proceed to say 'RIGHT ON!!!' offered a high five.. and then everyone started laughing so hard.. That's what life is all about..
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 11:30
Great story but I like the other Friendly's story better because you were angry.
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 11:36
man you love Friendly's don't you? Jesus Christ i should look into stock for them
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 12:05
They send coupons out all the time for free kids meals with the purchase of a adults dinner, and they are just down the street.
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 12:09
So even if they serve cat ass on a hot plate, you are going?
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 12:10
WIth ICe cream...Hells Yeah
DragonsFairy83's picture
Submitted by DragonsFairy83 on Mon, 12/17/2007 - 12:25
Baine you owe me a soda because I just spit mine out.
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 12:09
Agreed on all points. If the parents aren't an example, the kids aren't going to be better. Bravo!
Ewok_Poacher's picture
Submitted by Ewok_Poacher on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 12:12
Kids today graduate from kindergarten...graduate. When I was a kid, you passed kindergarten. How you don't pass kindergarten I'm unsure, but there is a different in earning something mundane and being told you are special for accomplishing a task (however mundane it is).
Ewok_Poacher's picture
Submitted by Ewok_Poacher on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 12:12
difference...sorry.
wilderz's picture
Submitted by wilderz on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 12:29
I used to tell my step-daughter to clean her room, and pick up the clothes off the floor. The second day I came in her room and discovered her stuff all over the floor, everything on it got thrown out! Clothes, and MP3 player, and tons of other stuff. After that, she only had to hear the car pull in the driveway, and she was in there getting that room clean.
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Submitted by BrodysDad46 on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 12:50
Thank you meat. I learn a lot about parenting from my clanmates that have been through it before. We don't have family nearby, so we need to be reminded about basics like consistency and not idly threatening. And, you are a ray of sunshine for everyone, not just AoW. LOL.
Jedi_Kez's picture
Submitted by Jedi_Kez on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 14:05
Holy shit paragraphs!!!!!!!!! :)
nae's picture
Submitted by nae on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 14:12
Just for you Kez lmfao

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