My political thoughts.

Baine

Shared on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 15:23

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.

 If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong.

And stop being a racist.

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MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 15:27
Is Chuck Norris's ass so tough that he himself cannot kick it?
rayrayfiftytwo's picture
Submitted by rayrayfiftytwo on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 15:28
Congress and the Senate would be composed of "those Chuck Norris will kill last", instead of elected officials.
rayrayfiftytwo's picture
Submitted by rayrayfiftytwo on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 15:29
He would fix global warming with his icy stare.
rayrayfiftytwo's picture
Submitted by rayrayfiftytwo on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 15:29
There would be no need for fossil fuels, everything would be powered by pain or fear of chuck norris.
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 17:37
does chuck norris use button combos?

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