Thigns I hate

Lettuce:  Its a fucking empty food stock.  Its got Fiber...well whoopie shit.  I can get that in a powder and it won't make me have to shit my brains out after.  Don't even get me started on fucking salads.  Might as well be eating fucking air.

Monkeys: Allways hated them, always will.  Fucking monkeys.  For fucks sake, peopel keep telling me, you can't hate monkeys...Darwin has shown we are evolved from monkeys.  Well guess what?  I am fucking evolved from my family, and I don't like alot of them all that much, so fuck monkeys.  Hand eating, scrotum tearing monkeys.

Spandex:  NOTHING should be this tight and form fitting.  And therby it should not be deployed as a fashion choice for fat people at WalMart.  I know its insensitive to call people fat these days.  And I fucking well know some people on this site qualify as fat.  But isn't it insensitive to make me have to fucking see someone walking down a aisle at a store and have it look like a balloon full of large curd cottage cheese?

Drivers:  Particularly the ones that see that lanes are merging and they decide they have to try and force their way into traffic infront of the large Maroon truck.  Guess what fucker, I might let you in, but I will make you sweat your way into that spot.

Dirty Looks from Drivers:  I have given up at yelling at these assholes that think they are the best drivers on the road.  I simply pull up to them in traffic, roll down my window and tell them calmly that if they do that again(whatever it was) I will put their car into a tree.

Lazy Nurses:  Please note that I said Lazy Nurses..not all nurses.  I have worked in a hospital environment for a LONG time, 14 years so far.  And i know the difference.  My sister is a RN.  I am talking about the ones that see co-workers struggling by them with equipment loads adn they won't move fucking 2 inches to the left to allow them to continue in a straight line.

NordicFlex:  Any fucking device created by this sadistic exercise equipment company should be crushed and shoved up Richard Simmons ass.

WhiteOut:  Asides from it giving you a buzz.  Has this shit EVER worked the way its supposed to?

People who bitch:  About things they hate...oh....shit...