Things I wish I didn't know that I do, thanks to work.

Gangrene does actually smell like Almonds.

To many people have feet that smell like Popcorn and yet look like Fritos.

Venous ulcers don't bleed....but look like they should.

Insurance companies are the devil and their cards are the keycards to hell.

Burnt toast will cause three fire trucks to pull up to your hospital, but a gas leak will wait 45mins before any comes to check it out.

The patient is never, ever right.

Just becuase it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it's ok for it to be that color.

Apparently some peoples versions of the alphabet are different than what I learned.

Unions are a good way for bad employees to keep from getting fired.

Sometimes you do have to just do it yourself.