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Baine

Shared on Fri, 09/28/2007 - 11:35

 

EmoKid joke of the day:

Have you heard about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

Did you hear about the new Sesame Street toy? Tickle Me Emo... Tickle him and he runs away to a dark corner and cries and writes poetry. Help him cut his wrists and he laughs "oh boy, that tickles!" in a high-pitched voice.

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hamboy's picture
Submitted by hamboy on Fri, 09/28/2007 - 14:42
Emo kids are no better or no worse than the douchebags that grew up before their time. Just get a little perspective. Your feathered hair and polo sweater sucked balls, too.
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Fri, 09/28/2007 - 11:41
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? Fuck 'em, let 'em cry in the dark.
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Fri, 09/28/2007 - 11:45
Nice
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Fri, 09/28/2007 - 11:45
I don't understand what you have against emus, Baine.
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Sat, 09/29/2007 - 13:13
Hamboy's an emo fag. Eat it, Chorizo! :D
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Fri, 09/28/2007 - 12:26
"I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself" "What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities." "Q. What's an Emo's favorite Divinyls song? A. "When I Think About You I Cut Myself" Effin emo kids suck, but they are sure fun to laugh at. :D

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