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EmoKid joke of the day:


Have you heard about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself!




Did you hear about the new Sesame Street toy? Tickle Me Emo... Tickle him and he runs away to a dark corner and cries and writes poetry. Help him cut his wrists and he laughs "oh boy, that tickles!" in a high-pitched voice.

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UnwashedMass·
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?\r \r Fuck 'em, let 'em cry in the dark.
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Baine·
Nice
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MikeTheKnife·
I don't understand what you have against emus, Baine.
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Durty·
\"I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself\"\r \r \"What do emo kids use as birth control?\r Their personalities.\"\r \r \"Q. What's an Emo's favorite Divinyls song?\r A. \"When I Think About You I Cut Myself\" \r \r Effin emo kids suck, but they are sure fun to laugh at. :D
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hamboy·
Emo kids are no better or no worse than the douchebags that grew up before their time. Just get a little perspective. Your feathered hair and polo sweater sucked balls, too.
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UnwashedMass·
Hamboy's an emo fag.\r \r Eat it, Chorizo! :D