Rub one off, save your life!

BalekFekete

Shared on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 08:12
Men, it's the day we've all been waiting for. Finally, after years of hiding in the bathrooms, ashamed of our weak willpower and animalistic urges, we have an answer to our critics. We're saving our lives, damnit! Don't believe me???


Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.

They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.


 

And we thought it couldn't have gotten any better than this news...

So next time the wife or SO barges in, let her know what you're really doing - curing cancer!

 

Comments

YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 08:16
+1
ixtab's picture
Submitted by ixtab on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 08:18
+1000 (i wonder how many times a day is enough?)
elbe121's picture
Submitted by elbe121 on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 08:41
definitely a thumbs up for the PSA!
RhyoOhki's picture
Submitted by RhyoOhki on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 09:01
That is great. So if you get busted staring at some chicks boobs you can say you are exercising. lol
wilderz's picture
Submitted by wilderz on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 09:18
+1 dude! You need to quit switching your blog avatars,... I'm missing your blog when it goes up!
BalekFekete's picture
Submitted by BalekFekete on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 09:46
lol @ wilderz - promise, last change for a while.

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