BalekFekete
Shared on Tue, 07/10/2007 - 07:49Straight from the WTF Files comes this story from Hollywood where, according to police, Marilyn Monroe was sexually assaulted by Chewbacca. According to police, the 9-foot hairball grabbed the platinum haired sexpot’s hand and placed it on his groin region. However, the incident was not reported at the time of the altercation, and the Wookie is on the run. Police briefly detained Robbie Coltrane at the recent Harry Potter premier for matching the general description, but then quickly released him as just “another huge hairy guy in a trenchcoat”. A $1,000 reward has been posted by Brawn for information on the arrest, provided they get to have first interview and shaving rights of the impersonator.
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