Thanks PCP!!

Caddyman

Shared on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 14:15

Sup peeps?!? Just figured I'd take the time to thank you sumbucks for making a totally crappy day 1,000,000,000 times better thanks to an AWESOME clan night hosted by Sonic!! (hosted the room I was in)

The day before I'd made a call in to my doc. Been havin drop me to my knees heartburn and recently my stomach started to hurt kinda behind my belly button. Shit's been really buggin me. Doc's office finally calls back early am. Well he's out of the office so the nurse sends me over to Express Care(Med Assist, Minor Care....whatever you call it in your neck of the woods) They don't open till 1 so I grabs a bottle of Tums and head over to get new tires for the van...so far so good. Then the fun starts. I get to the doc right after 1 and wouldn't ya know....there's like 10 folk already ahead of me!! So I sit there....and sit there....and fuckin sit there...kids screamin....me hurtin, belchin and fartin.... for three friggin hours!! Now just a bit irritated to say the least. But....glad to finally see someone. After about 10 minutes of poking and proding the docs decide to send me to the ER because they don't have scan equipment....yada yada yada.....soooooooo.......I jumps in the van and head down to the emergency room. Told the receptionist that she should have received a call about me. Smart alec bitch says we hear that one all the time!!! Now I'm already pissed......took a deep breath and was just about to loose it when she says oh there you are....we got ya....then she turned into a nice person just like that!! Any who I gets all checked in. All the rooms are full so I get put in a waiting room where I procede to doze off and on for bout an hour. A nurse finally shows up and wants blood.........8 fucking tubes of blood!!!!GRRRRRRR......finally bout 30 minutes after that I gets in a bay.....I'll give the hospital this......they've totally rebuilt the ER.....totally state of the art. Bitch looks like some shit straight outta Star Trek!! My room had all kinda dodads and a flat screen tv!! Anyway....nurse finally comes in with two large cups of the juice ya drink before they scan ya. Tells me he's gonna start an IV to give me meds for nauesa and pain. So we're talkin and he goes to stick my left arm.....fucker can't get shit.....so he pokes and pokes till I finally yell why don't you try the other fuckin arm!!!  So finally he gets the IV started. Gives me shit for nausea.....which makes me nauseaous then he says gonna give ya some morp[hin for the pain.......STOP!!!!! I didn't bring a driver. So keep the morphin....I'll be fine. After bout another hour gets in for the CAT scan. Actually went well cause they didn't find any thing major. I found out I have a thick colon....could be caused by an infection or could just be the way it is. I got pain meds, gas meds and infection meds and tto top it all off the doc did the dreaded prostate test!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........Soooooo after about 8 hours I finally got to go home tired pissed still not feeling good and starving!!!

After eatting I get's on live for a lil clan night action with PCP and all my worries went south for a few!!!!!! Thank ya much!!!! :) 

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Caduceus's picture
Submitted by Caduceus on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 15:46
Sounds like possibly diverticulitis which is usually treated with bactrim and flagyl. Inflammatory colitis, if it continues, should be evaluated by colonoscopy. At least you ruled out pancreatitis and gallstones! PM me if you have specific questions.
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 17:55
So basically you spent 8 hours of getting poked and prodded and didn't really learn shit. Ya, that's about my experience with doctors too
mrsleestak's picture
Submitted by mrsleestak on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 19:49
Glad we can help but take care of yourself Cronkite.
crackcane's picture
Submitted by crackcane on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 00:41
HOPE YOU GET BETTER CADDY
wipsy's picture
Submitted by wipsy on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 09:58
WoW, Caddy, Thats a lot of waiting to go through for very little info.. Glad some of Sonic's mad mayhem brought a smile back to your face.
metalian's picture
Submitted by metalian on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 12:53
Sorry Caddy, but that is some funny shit right there! Hope your feeling better man!
Fish66's picture
Submitted by Fish66 on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 18:51
That sucks Dude, sometimes it takes a while till they figure it out. Find a Specialist if you can when it's narrowed down some. I wish ya well.

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