The Office Quote of the Day

Pam Beesly: Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building. So the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard.

Dwight Schrute: [running] AHHHHH!!!

Phylis: Wow! Thirteen! [breaking Michael's previous record of 12]

Michael Scott: No, no. There was wind.

Dwight Schrute: I was just jogging.

Michael Scott: Dwight, there was wind. I want a do-over.

Jim Halpert: No. It's not your turn. Okay, thirteen is the new number. Oscar go ahead. [Oscar is preparing to run]

Michael Scott: I want another try. Here we go. [Michael starts running just as a car drives by] Thirty-one! Thirty-one!

Stanley: That was the car.

Michael Scott: I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number.

Oscar: Thirty-one is humanly impossible.

Michael Scott: Go, Oscar. Thirty-one is my new number.

Oscar: That's impossible.

Michael Scott: Beat it!