The Office Quote of the Day for Wed

Jim Halpert: After you sir.

Dwight Schrute: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Jim Halpert: Okay, well that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.

Dwight Schrute: Uh, yeah but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, I can counter it.—