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Beware of PINK JEEPS!

char

Shared on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 09:25

It goes something like this: I'm playing Warhawk for the first time with my new clanies. I'm learning as I go (I hate reading instructions, I like to wing it as I go) I'm getting the lay of the land. Checking out the map and finding weapons.

 
I take a few enemies down, get shot, respawn, step on a bomb (Note to self, Don't touch those again), respawn, and come back to the sun beaming down on me. The trees are lush and green. I see a steep hill in front of me; I hear fighting jets overhead; I hear gunshots off in the distance; I see.....BAM!; I see from the corner of my shocked eyes! A Jeep! Racerchasers Jeep!
 
 
With nothing else to defend myself with, but a knife. Racerchaser comes plowing through (I could see a big cheesy GRIN on his face) in his Jeep. Did he come to say hi? nope!, to help? nope!!, to see if I needed anything? nope!!!. He was not trying to help his new clan member....no No NO!!! He made Roadkill??!!! out of me.
 
 
As I look up in shock and amazement to see the back end of his/her Jeep! Not only do I see it's my recruiter 'Racer', but that his Jeep is PINK!?!! And!, with a sticker that reads "[I'M A BARBIE GIRL!]"
 
I have proof of this, I DO!
 
So this leaves me no choice, but to expose this to all you fine upstanding folks, and the rest of my clan members. Who Knew?!?! NOT ME!
 
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to ponder this new revelation. . .

 

 

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/SequoiaFox/racerjeep.jpg Link to see in full view

 

This is the song I heard playing on his Jeep dvd player as he ran me down!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw

 

[youtubehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw[/youtube] this didn't work so click above link

Comments

Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 09:28
it is possible that i will join 2old2resist today, since im just got gt5 the prolouge and hot shots golf out of bounds.
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 09:33
Pink Jeep! Blasphemer! :)
XValue's picture
Submitted by XValue on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 09:45
silly ps3 owners. what has happened to you caesar?
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 09:59
Pink is for real men....
XValue's picture
Submitted by XValue on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 10:55
yes, just ask our local cross-dresser.
corbin_dallas's picture
Submitted by corbin_dallas on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 11:27
It's not pink its Salmon....
char's picture
Submitted by char on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 12:12
Looked more like a Kirby Pink to me. I wonder if Racer will ever run me over again...lol or talk to me....or let me back into 2O2R....I couldn't help it, I mean look at that great stuff he just dropped into my lap. How could anyone pass that up. I have this weird feeling I'm gonna pay big time in Warhawk. Next time it won't be the Pink Jeep, it's gonna be a knife fight. I'll be running to the sounds of a swooshing noise behind my head. swoosh swoosh swoosh and he'll throw "My Little Pony" stickers at me. My only hope will be if Bizness is near by, cause he can pee on him to slow him down. Maybe if I bring out my old Barbie dolls, he'll lose the interest to respawn me. I'm just digging myself in deeper here.
racerchaser's picture
Submitted by racerchaser on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 12:31
See what happens when I work 1 day out of the week

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