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Shared on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 08:12

XValue tries to get Char spitin fire in the morning!

Dedicated to XValue, Spot788 and CrimsonFox:

I know for a fact that Tim Hortons has a huge following. I've witnessed this more mornings than I've wanted to. Every morning across your beautiful country, they line up like sheep for the slaughter by poison. As I type this, TH's is bringing their poisonous brew to us unsuspecting Americans (because everybody knows we will eat/drink any crap set before us). Like sheep I tell ya.....Baaaaaaaa. I like to call it, The Emperor Has No Clothes syndrome. Follow, instead of lead. Ignorance is bliss and so on.

Stuff my clan members say, Butttt you would be in the "know" if you only owned a PS3.

Spot788 quote:

"How dare you insult Tim Hortons like that.

*takes Char back off Xmas card list*

We are talking Canada's coffee here and it's under $2.00 "

 

CrimsonFox quote:

"Whoa....TH's coffee is an insitution! "

 

No Xmas cards from my favorite Canadians this year

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, *Char winks at XValue, Spot788 and CrimsonFox while sipin' on good coffee*

 

 

 

Comments

XValue's picture
Submitted by XValue on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 08:26
it's funny that every time I read your blog, I'm drinking a TH coffee. that could either be that I am stalking you, or I drink a lot of TH! it is an institution, dammit!
transman's picture
Submitted by transman on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 08:55
i buy 40oz of coffee for aprox. $10(usd) and get my wife to make a pot every morning at work and get 5 cups per pot, aprox 25-30 pots per 40 oz. for $2-5 per cup juan fucking valdez better be here grinding my beans by hand
RivalJJH's picture
Submitted by RivalJJH on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 09:02
I miss Tim Horton's...used to go there all the time back in Ohio. You'd think they might open a location or two in Florida with the influx of Canadians.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 09:09
Sorry, I am VERY VERY insistant on the kind of coffee we drink. It will only be Fresh, wet roasted (within the past week) Fresh Ground(that morning) Kenyan AA. and If I feel up to a double strength dose, we run it through 2 filters....Now THAT'S COFFEE!
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 09:09
and don't worry Char, I'll add you to our X-mas Card mailing list.
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 09:11
When I was pregnant: I had to walk all the time (gestational Diabetes: FTW!) anyway: we would walk to Timmies, get a decaf and walk home. Every night in the middle of winter. And there was always someone else getting coffee. Rumour is everything they make after 8AM is pure profit. They also have the best breaky sandwiches.
XValue's picture
Submitted by XValue on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 09:35
JCat: Bagel BELT FTW!!!
char's picture
Submitted by char on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 16:01
Trans, you funny thing you...LMKO! Rival: Florida doesn't need anymore crap...lol Go eat a cuban sandwich, get a cuban coffee with a guava turnover...mmmmm!!! A-Man: Least I get one Xmas card this year...thanks...heh JCat, Very true. Never under estimate what the masses will like = pure profit. Big points to you walking at night, and in winter. For that you should have anything you want. XXXXXX, I got nothing to say to you, butttt get a PS3 and LBP! Get busy!!!! I guess I did have something to say...lol

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