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Par 3 and Me!

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char


In a previous blog of mine I blogged about my inability to golf. I thought they would NEVER ask me to golf again. I guess they like me hitting everything but the green!


 


I'm off to golf tomorrow, so I'll be out of town for an overnighter. Something about it being a Par 3, whatever that is. Apparently it's for little babies like me.


 


I've got my soft golf balls and my BIG FLOPPY HAT!  So I can enjoy the wide eye stares of disbelief from the real golfers. I don't look like I fit in, nor do I want to. I was promised food, and cool weather. If I can I'll make some childish lie up and head back to the hotel for a swim in that nice cool clean pool.


 


So, if you see a pale girl adorning a flying saucer hat, hittin balls at peoples heads and body parts, driving that cart crazy (if they let me get my hands on it!), and being a piggy. THAT'S ME!!!


 


 


The soft golf balls I won last time. They will come in handy--so I won't kill people!


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XValue says: Char, dont wait for bioshock to be out on the PS3, just buy a real console


 


Char says: XValue!!!! Woooooo!....thems fightin words!!! and you mean XNot!


 


 


 


 


 


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to pretend to golf. . .


 

Comments (7)

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Caesar·
golf wtf, who actually plays that anymore lol\r what have you been up to ?\r i dont see u trolling ! bad char lol
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Biznass·
FORE!
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char·
I'm not happy about it either. I hate to golf, I like the food, but hate the golfing. I do like hitting the balls All Over The Place, but they never go where I intend them to go! It's not by mistake they gave me soft golf balls....lol\r \r I want to see pics of the watermelons, but wait till Friday. I have one ripe tomato!!! woot!!!\r \r OK, I'm off to my FUN golfing event!!!!\r \r I'm not bad, just misunderstood!
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Automan21k·
geeze, don't people know that you can play golf from your living room....that's why they make Golf games.....
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ATC_1982·
You know you want the Xnot for Viva Pinata
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XValue·
thats fine char, you keep your overly expensive BBQ to yourself......btw, can I borrow it when little big planet comes out ...... pwetty pwease?
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jquack·
golf. FTW. I wish I wasn't pale too so I could be good at it