char
Shared on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 10:48In a previous blog of mine I blogged about my inability to golf. I thought they would NEVER ask me to golf again. I guess they like me hitting everything but the green!
I'm off to golf tomorrow, so I'll be out of town for an overnighter. Something about it being a Par 3, whatever that is. Apparently it's for little babies like me.
I've got my soft golf balls and my BIG FLOPPY HAT! So I can enjoy the wide eye stares of disbelief from the real golfers. I don't look like I fit in, nor do I want to. I was promised food, and cool weather. If I can I'll make some childish lie up and head back to the hotel for a swim in that nice cool clean pool.
So, if you see a pale girl adorning a flying saucer hat, hittin balls at peoples heads and body parts, driving that cart crazy (if they let me get my hands on it!), and being a piggy. THAT'S ME!!!
The soft golf balls I won last time. They will come in handy--so I won't kill people!
XValue says: Char, dont wait for bioshock to be out on the PS3, just buy a real console
Char says: XValue!!!! Woooooo!....thems fightin words!!! and you mean XNot!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to pretend to golf. . .
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