BUSTED!

I know, I know...."two blogging posts in two days...WTF Chet?!?" Yeah, yeah....

My girlfriend is a BIG fan of reality TV, annoyingly so. On occasion ( which is to say all of the fucking time) I am forced to watch said drivel. Last night was no exception. Her favorite shows of late are, Sober House, Intervention, and that Idol show, whatever the fuck that is...Normally I play with her dog and train it to shit in secret places (not really, but that would be fun since we don't live together). I can usually make it through an episode without having to pay any attention to it at all. I'm sure this feeling is shared by the fans as well...but anyway.

TIVO was showing us the most recent Sober House...Which I fucking hate watching by the way, not because it's awful and depressing (which it is) but because Mike Star from Alice in Chains is on there and it just makes me so sad. Then, I notice this smoking hot brunette and say "who is that, she looks familiar?" My girlfriend says "she's a Porn Star" and cocks her eyebrow at me.

The Brunette

Above hotness: Kendra Jade Rossi

Busted! I laugh and go "oooohhh that makes sense." Now, for the record, I can honestly admit that I have never seen a Kendra Jade movie (or internet snippet). But that doesn't matter to a woman's ear. She heard "looks Familiar" and knows she's a Porn Star. Therefore by default my ass is already being labeled a pervert. Anyway, the girlfriend calls me a dork and goes back to watching the show. By the way, Tom Sizemore is pretty entertaining to watch spiral downward. I would have normally written him off as a poor man's Michel Madsen, but Tom has some real (entertaining) issues and deep down is a human being (a hilarious one).

"Tom who, you Fuck?"

"Is there a lesson to be learned here, Chet?" Yes, gentle reader, there sure the fuck is...matter of fact there are two. One, Tom Sizemore is NOT Michael Madsen...no matter how much you want him to be. Two, if you are forced (like I am) to watch these "I'm a Failed Celebrity" reality Shows and you happen to notice a smoking hot celebrity that you recognize but don't know from where...Keep your mouth shut! Chances are she's a porn star. Unless you are all about creating awkward situations with your better half, simply make a mental note, look for a name in the show's subtitles, and hit the Google Image search when you get a free moment. You'll thank me.

God Bless you, Google Image Search

Cheers and have a great fucking day!

Chet Chesterson