The horrors of the ass peanut

You know how there is always that one peanut that is burned and tastes like crap? That my friends is the ass peanut. Now what are the odds of an ass peanut making into a snickers mini? Whatever they are, I just found it. Talk about an unpleasant surprise. Why hasn't anybody started a foundation to put an end to the ass peanut, particularly in candy? It's the complete opposite of what you were looking for. I may have a new purpose in life.