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Shared on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:31
Why is it the guy that we hired and sits in the cube across from me always sounds like he's going to hack up a lung. I don't know the answer to it, but I do know this... I'm totally not certified to help put it back in if he does choke one up.

Good thing we have two I guess.

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MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:35
The guy in the cubicle next to me hacks and wheezes all winter long. And he gargles something about twice a day. It's exciting. He even found a way to catch a cold this week, in the 109 degree weather. That isn't easy.
Bertt's picture
Submitted by Bertt on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:35
you could grab it and try to sell it on ebay! Or just keep it because hey, free lung!
Lusetti67's picture
Submitted by Lusetti67 on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:35
Too many Bong hits
codemonkey's picture
Submitted by codemonkey on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:36
This is an older gentleman and he decides to cough something up about every 60 seconds or so. Maybe he's been gargling a little too much Drano.
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:38
The reason is he is not getting enough oxygen in his system. This is a way to get a big thing of air into his body. People like this usually wear breathing machines at night for sleep. I know I wear one and I used to gasp for air because I am not getting enough oxygen in the body.
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:45
just go over and punch him in the stomach.........he may cough more, but at least you'll know the reason!!!!
DSmooth's picture
Submitted by DSmooth on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:47
I sit between 2 guys that cough like they have the AIDS...
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:47
My old boss was like that. No idea what the problem was, but she'd either always be clearing her throat or caughing. Must have been a smoker.
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 12:52
lmfao nice
codemonkey's picture
Submitted by codemonkey on Wed, 08/22/2007 - 13:11
@DSmooth: I can't hear those guys from my cube, but if you camp near mine sometime you'll hear it.

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