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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses

to not owning any personal grooming tools.

Oh my gosh, weed eat your torso bro. I'll forgive the sleepy time look,

but swim in some nare.

It reminds me of this photo, when American Taliban groupie,

John Walker Lindh got busted.

I was drawn to the dude to the left. Anyone need a babysitter?

I think this whole terrorist thing may be tied to the inability to get a date.