I'm a dick

Cold

Shared on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 11:56

So my uncle died, well my wifes uncle... RIP… I’ve never met the guy, nor had I even heard of him till the other night...



Heated Gears Annex game in full effect, headset on... the wife strolls in and gives me the bad news... "Uncle John died"…
"whos Uncle John?" I replied, while muting and turning down the mic volume figuring this could be a lengthy conversation…

Shotgun blast to the back, 9 seconds to respawn…“MY Uncle John from Texas”…..  Ooohh, that Uncle John…

AGAIN with the shotty, fucking spawn campers…Figured I shouldn’t mention that I was totally clueless, she looked upset… 12 seconds till respawn…

So she sits down and gives me the details, “he just laid down and died”  I assume he was older… I didn’t ask… Dammit, getting smoke tagged sucks, still funny though…

Told her I thought it sounded like a pretty peaceful way to go… just as my gut are sprayed all over the place by that fucking shotty again…. NOT a peaceful way to go…

15 second till respawn…

I tell her im sorry for her loss… no response… I look over to find her MIA… nowhere to be found… I’ve got no time frame for this conversation at all… I didn’t even see her leave… what time is….  Ahhhh, Dammit… head shot…  3 second till respawn (sweet)… trying to wrap my head around how she could sneak out like that… when it hits me…

I’m sleeping on the couch tonight

 

Comments

Cold's picture
Submitted by Cold on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 20:21
Ok now, let me clarify one thing... ...I fucking hate spawn campers!!!
Ethical_Sin's picture
Submitted by Ethical_Sin on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 12:12
Oops. Hope that couch is comfy. Simple apologies can go a long way. Hope you don't get too much wrath over this.
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 12:00
Cold, bad form man.
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 12:03
Poor Uncle John. :( Damn spawn campers.
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 12:04
I think you will be lucky if it is just tonite.
Cold's picture
Submitted by Cold on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 12:17
You might be right Jeepchick... Devon... you ARE right.
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 12:27
damn dude. gotta set the controller down sometime. especially when the lady of the house needs your ear.
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 12:48
It's ok to be a zombie when you're hearing about a shoe purchase. But not being there when it counts would be a dealbreaker for me...i hope your blog is in the tone of realizing your dick behavior and not in one of pride.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 13:19
ROFL... sorry, but if it's real, then yeah, bad form. But, if you made this up... classic.
doorgunnerjgs's picture
Submitted by doorgunnerjgs on Tue, 08/14/2007 - 14:27
I would think the couch for a night would be lucky. Could be longer on the pavement out front!
Raiz3R's picture
Submitted by Raiz3R on Mon, 08/13/2007 - 15:21
Lol ah ha what a great Story.... That is some serious dedication to a Game. Hope you ended up winning that one. The Game that is.
Dybbuk's picture
Submitted by Dybbuk on Fri, 10/12/2007 - 15:43
uncle john was a prison breaking meth head

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